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  1. jessica alba

    in Sex

    Posted

    She s no PAris hilton big boyzzz

    she s gotta a sequal video comin out after the sex one

    its one of her n some other WHORE playin with themselves

    I ll be a the local Blockbuster waitin for its release!!

    PEACE MIAMI!!

    :D

  4. so my friend says that cum tastes like.....

    in Sex

    Posted

    Anyway, dude, it's not like there isn't an easy way to find out if you're curious... I mean, it comes out of your body. I know how I taste, why are some guys such wimps when it comes to that sort of thing?

    shit also comes outta your body,,

    U gonna go taste that too??????

    IDIOT

    PEACE MIAMI!

  5. Oh my god Paris Hilton

    in Miami

    Posted

    I didnt have a chance to post this yest,

    casue I was workin at the Latin Grammys...

    here it goes...

    I saw Paris Hilton on tues at Nerve for the coyote party,,

    GREAT music, fly ass girls, fun-ass ambience..

    my first time there. def worth checking out

    on tues..free admission all night long...

    so she got there after 2 am, she was there with

    like 4, 5 peeps including Ingrid Canadas(spelling)

    I had like the goofiest smile on....so she finnalyh got out of her

    little VIP tent.. n was walking round...

    she walked right by me we made eye contact.

    n I looked back, n she turned around, I was like

    "she s checkin me out"

    but NO

    she tirned aroudn to talk to the guy she was with...

    some ghetto ass trash guy, with a tatto of a cross on one of his

    arms, I think Paris was maybe a lil taller than he was..

    UGH! than i saw them like dancing toghter he was runnin his arms up n down her side/body..

    :blown:

    R U FUCKEN serious??

    in a matter of 30 secs Paris Hilton lost 1,000 points with me..

    :puke:

    she s no longer my celebrity crush.. what a waste!

    this just further adds to my theory that any n all

    bueatiful women have NO taste when it comes to men,,,

    U always see hot ass girls with the WACKEST guys..

    :no:

    *sigh*

    o well

    I m sure this post will make POd happy... hahahahahaah

    Lets give Paris Hilton a min of silence...

    ok done..............

    bye bye paris...........:banghead::zzz:

    PEACE MIAMI!!

    GO CANES!!

    GO FINS!!

  10. Do You Use Condoms?

    in Sex

    Posted

    Are you ever worried about getting STD's or getting your girl or uself pregnant??

    I do., but

    I swear on my life

    I CANNOT feel ANYTHING wth condoms..

    thank fully I had a monagomous sexual relationship

    recetnly so we didnt have to use condoms :aright:

    but now I m outta that..

    so I need to find a girl

    who s clean. I m attracted to, n

    won t need to use condoms

    I love to ride BAREBACK!!

    GRRRRRRRRRRR YUM!

    God I love a girl who has a smooth, clean as a whistle

    chocha.......... :drool:

    I love to give endless oral sex with a beatiful love canal in my face...

    HMMMMMMMMMM

    alright

    PEACE MIAMI!!

  17. Hilton Sisters and Nicole Richie

    in Miami

    Posted

    dont let it die

    I want this to go till

    the day of the event..... august 29th at OPIUM

    18

    In one corner weighing a combined

    220 pounds, from Los Angeles ,california...

    the sinful sisters, the queens of the universe...

    the HILTON sisters

    13.gif

    in the other corner...

    unknown weight.... from Miami Florida..

    the hater of all thing Hilton, he REFUSES to stay in a Hilton

    hotel... n has promised to force feed the HIlton sisters

    thier millons of dollors......

    POD..

    (insert Pierce Brosman pic here; with words...

    voi sorelle bastarde)

    PEACE MIAMI!!!

  19. Makelele to Chelsea??

    in Useless Blabber

    Posted

    WTF?

    Real Madrid just annoucned that Makalele

    has "mental problems"

    tryin to soil thh good man s name..

    fuck Real.....

    HE prob gonna be sold on Monday to Chelsea....

    CHelsea tryin to buy Hernan Crespo..

    (Y is chelsea jocken Inter? first tthey try with

    Chritian Vieri, n now Hernan Crespo)

    Crespo also has the same agent as

    Juan Sebastian Veron......!

    HELLO!:eek:

    Is Chelsea the english version of real madrid?

    buyin the best in the world?

    THe y got that stud of a striker Adrian Mutu,

    Joe Cole, n La Bruijita Veron.....

    now goin after Crespo...

    I wouldn t be suprised if Luis Figo heads to CHelsea next year

    (this is his last year at Real) he s always wanted to play

    in England, n improve his english..

    PEACE MIAMI!!

  20. The Greatest Ever

    in Useless Blabber

    Posted

    tranzwhore the 1972 Miami Dolphins

    Everyone else can SHUT THE HELL UP!!

    14-0 Regular Season

    17-0 the entire season....

    All the haters can agrue all they want

    I got one word for U

    UNDEFEATED....

    I dont care how "great" U think U are..

    If u lose a game,,

    n there s one team that DID NOT lose a game

    who s better???

    the UNDEAFETED 1972 Dolphins..

    U lose 1 game U out of the conversation...

    Let those bitch ass pussy west coast offense 49ers go

    undeafeted, 1985 Bears nope LOST to Dan Marino, and the

    Dolphins who hung 38 points on their "feroucious" 46 defense...

    1970's Steelers? 4 Super Bowls?

    did ONE of those teams go undeafeted? NOPE...

    Packers when they RULED the NFL in late '60s

    3 straight titles... Lombardi go undeatfed, untied

    just ONE season??? NOPE

    ALL SUper Bowl CHamps r lucky in some games

    n with injuries of course...

    BUT

    ONLY THE GREAT ONES GO UNDEAFETED

    Stand up Don Shula and the UNDEAFETED 1972

    MIAMI DOLPHINS!

    PEACE MIAMI!

    RUN RICKY RUN!!

  25. MEts tixx this saturday

    in Useless Blabber

    Posted

    I m not from Atlanta

    I ve only ever been in the Atlanta airport for a

    lay over:laugh:

    I liked the Braves BEFORE the Marlins even existed

    I always liked the marlins for sure

    but AFTER they beat the Braves in the '97 NLCS

    FUCK Florida.......

    but now they drawin me back in

    with the D-train...

    we ll see

    hopefully they go into the play offs n quitly die

    at the feet of the Braves in this years NLCS

    PEACE MIAMI!!

    Andruw Jones Greatest Defensive CF EVER!

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