[when yer GF needs attention]

i love my girl. so one night she's like changing clothes and i'm like like horny earlier so i see and i tell her blaa blaa blaa and she's like yer horny just buy seeing me change my clothes and i do the smart thing and say and i was to be honest.

anyway. i'm here writing this. and she's walking around in lingerie

(i don't if i spelled that right) and i don't know is she trying to tell me she wants it OR is she more confident with her physique after what i told her last night.

you see i'm thinking ----------she's horny.

or---------------------she's more confident in her body.

she's beautiful......but she just obsessed with her body fat

being a certain level, yo.....i'll just play it safe and hope she

checks up on me and says..what are you chatting about..yeah

[worst hangover!]

i'm on a trial and error basis

but a little bit of coke is helping me.

[Fuck Friends!!!!!!]

yeah.

it's not a good thing

i feel guilty/dirty after we fuck

[worst hangover!]

Originally posted by djsquillz

here's something to try for the next time you're gonna have a night like that (tonight?). once you're gonna go to sleep/pass out/fall down, whatever...drink about a quart of water, this will help hydrate your body. one reason you have a headache after drinking is b/c you are dehydrated, so the water should help with that. as far as the pills go, take 2 active charcoal capsules and about 200mg of 5-HTP before you go to sleep (you can get these at the health food store). the charcoal helps cleanse your body of the substances that made you feel like a rock star the previous night and the 5-HTP helps your body generate serotonin, which gets depleted when you roll. get 6-8 hours of sleep then take a multivitamin, drink some water, smoke a few marlboro 100s, and then get some food. even if you don't wanna eat, get some food, something light but healthy. this won't do anything for you right now, but it should help the next time you get smashed.

what you say sounds good. problem is i can't do shit after my sessions of bliss and the next morning for get about. i couldn't read a small paragraph if my life depended on it.

all these freakin' pharma companies should develope some freakin' h20 capsule..so once you take it..you have like 1/2 gallon in yer stomach.......shit that take care of dehaydration cause that's what kills me.......i'm boooozer

[worst hangover!]

..there's no fukin remedy...not immediate anyway. i realized the more i am fuckd the night b4 the worser the hangover.

any of you have a some miracle bullshit cure for

2 six packs, a couple of pills, a blunt or 2, and a few shots?

i don't think soooo

anyway here's my bullshit ... into this ..eat some pasta with some pasta sauce.....drink whatever and smoke whatever and sleep

...yeah

[How many inches?]

ppl size matters. yup. i could stop here. but i'll try to enlighten you ok, you see the females clitirous needs friction and when yer pumpin it, it won't mean much to em if yer ummmmm not small but lets say not thick enough. you need a thick dick.. size wise is not as relevant. you need a thick dick. and that shit about white ppl all night, yes that was some funny shit. hahahaha

anyway exercise yer dick if yer not happy with the girth.

you could have a 10 inch dick and it's skinny like a pencil:o)

girls teach yer men some more..........and be more blunt in this subject.....coz with a good attitude a nice wallet and good dick you never lose a girl.

cheers

[shaved or not shaved]

it's easier to eat out a girl when she's shaved also easier to concentrate on the c. but then again the hair plays a factor too you see it's all what your into. i like it both ways. with hair you get more aroma. ) nothing wrong with that. coz girls parts are all that and the sent is fine. i'm not talkin' about a girl who isn't clean(a person who is dirty) coz to me there is nothing better than having my girl after a hot and sweaty day. you know all

that water takes away all that natural lubrication inside the vagina.

[New Jersey Absolutely Sucks!!!!!]

Originally posted by xtotaleclipsex

Ok for all of you morons who have not been past the damn NJ turnpike please shut the F up! Most of NJ is rural land with a lot of farms...great beaches....ext.

Just because you've seen NJ after the tunnels doesn't mean you can speak for all of NJ. It would be like judging NYC by the Harlem. We all have our shit areas.

vini.vidi.vici

by the way the beaches are not all that.

[Whats your favorite position?]

My girl on her back on the floor with a comforter underneath her with her feet backwards and toes almost touching the floor or touching the floor. it's deep. she screams. bliss.

[New Jersey Absolutely Sucks!!!!!]

Originally posted by phatman

"that's a bold statement"

just curious - could you elaborate on that...what makes an entire state suck and what about it makes you feel like shit or is it that you're like "shit, i'm in nj" or is it...

i dont get it...and where's my second cup of coffee...

:mad:

i dunno i just feel awkward in jersey, like a fish out of water

i could give you many reasons why, from the way people act

to the strictness of the state in terms of police. i just feel relief

when i'm out of the state, i guess maybe it's only me. but jersey

never treated me good. except the blackjack tables.

but seriously i don't like the make-up of it. it seems like the

cities are seperated by waste land, and the high ways forget

about it, confusing, so many tolls and the rest areas thats another story. the cities themselves it's like if they know if you're from NY they have to challenge you or give you rude looks. i don't need that shit. not anymore anyway

[New Jersey Absolutely Sucks!!!!!]

yeah..

jersey definitely sucks. no offense to ppl who live there.

alot of you are cool, but the state itself sucks, i mean

as soon as i enter it...i'm like shit.

A.C is cool though.

[Jews are NOT white.]

First of all JEWS have total domination of everything and they need to keep it that way to protect their ass. You see JEWS are so stuck up they don't even recongize JESUS when in fact it was them who killed him. They use christians and christianity in every kind of way. They know the power of media and see for youselves who are the majority of writers for NY POST, NY TIMES, NY DAILYNEWS -----JEWS------

They think they will keep us in check forever by writing all their bullshit, but oneday people will start to question their grip of power in this country and something will happen. I don't know what.....But i am sick and tired of us sending ISRAEL over 3 billion dollars a year, when all they do is kill people and worst yet we have to clean their shit for them.

I mean common give the palestians their country and they will shut the hell up. why is israel so greedy, after all there wasn't an Israel 50 years ago, It was online Palestine, and palestinians only want 13% of the land that rightfully is theirs.

peace