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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

No question that Montreal is definetly cheaper that NYC....I just got back from there like a week ago and the conversion calculations that I was doing was $100 USD = $147 Canadian, and basically everyting was cheaper. In regards to cigarettes, i bought a pack from a machine for $9 Canadian, which is the equivalent of about $6 USD. We lived like kings the whole weekend and didn't make a huge dent in the bank acct.

could you imagine this guy in any position of power?

.....maybe if you're Ricky Martin

The mirror test doesn't seem like it would be a good idea at all. People's perceptions of themselves are always skewed, imagin asking an anorexic person to do the mirror test, not exactly a reliable reading. Try the "random person on the street test." This is done by approaching a stranger that looks like they'd give you an honest unbiased answer, and simply asking them if you're fat or not....works everytime;)

Unless this has changed very recently....nights definetly start at 9

Yeah UMASS # 20!!

i just re-read my post and I realized it sounded a bit like I got the talk with child porn. But in actuality it was a cartoon style book with cartoony kids ont he front, and a cartoony pic of them from the back on the back. And if i'm not mistaken, they were in a meadow surrounded by birds and bees (there goes subtlety)

I dont' know if you had the same book as me, but I got the talk around 4th grade, and it consisted of this humorous book with two naked kids on the front and a rear naked pic of them on the back

healthy and happy (with my significant other of course)

Good ol' corporate casual business attire: Olive green Brooks Brothers pants Canary yellow Clairborne button bown Brown Cole Haan loafers Olive Calvin Klein socks Concord Steeplechase watch Brown suede Coach jacket I can't wait to get home and then it'll be: Grey sweats Flip flops Old navy T

I'm not positive b/c I read the headline over somebodies shouldre on the train, but I think it said that her defense was that she was only shoplifting to do research for an upcoming role...

Being together with the same girl since I was 16 (i'm 25 now) I feel I am qualified to weigh in on this subject. It really does seem crazy to think that for about 1/3 of my life we've been together. However, I think we did it the right way, we both went to different colleges and while we never lost touch, we let each other experience college to its fullest. This included not checking up on each other and involvement with other people. If we hadn't done this we feared we might have resented each other in years to come. But now, being out of college for 2-3 years it only served to make us stronger and closer. And as suthrnbelle said, we really have grown into ourselves with each other. When I think back to high school and how we were at the time, it's so different, but I think its a very unique thing that we have that we were able to experience the metamorphosis from being kids to being adults together.

so hot in Mulholland Drive....

what bizarre chain of events lead you to find that sight:confused:

MILTON "Um last time I did not receive a piece of cake and I was told that I would get one the next time, um excuse me..."

You're right, I've been hearing that rumor around the office all day:D

Is Supper club in the same spot as the old Supper Club (some street of Times Square)?

I was on my way to work, walking through Times Square when I notice a group of people looking up at the large TV screen over the ABC studios. I looked up and saw the flames coming out of Tower 1, and as I watched I saw the second plane fly into tower 2. Since there was no sound on the TV, there was much speculation. I decided to walk the rest of the way to work. When I arrived the entire office was at a standstill, there are TV's throughout so everybody was glued to them. My Co. was the largest tenant in the towers so there were numerous calls placed, with no responses (12 died) We all watched the towers fall and immediately after the second fell my friend and myself thought it would be a good time to get out of there. We walked the 50 blocks to his apt. and watched the events unfold on TV. Later on I was able to get into contact with my parents who were both in the city, I then walked 55 blocks to meet them, passing the procession of people walking uptown. We then all took the train home together, got home and then continued the TV vigil. I think about 9/11 every single day, w/o fail. How often is it on everybody else's mind?

random question, but does anybody know what day of the week Newsday comes out with all of th ejob listings in Long Island and surrounding areas? thanks for the help!

Hunter:aright:

The pen that I'm all about is sort of like this, the only thing I know about it is that initials on the clip are PMOP..papermate something?

librarians??

I didn't consider that option:confused: