Don't let Phunk get to you. That's just his thing...jacking threads to try to show us his witty intellect or to throw out to us how he's working from his office and what a success he's become...blah..blah...blah. Occasionally, he makes a valid point, but for the most part, his incessant ramblings are nothing more than garbage...his only outlet to society being a message board because other than work or to pick up his latest copy of Playgirl from the local magazine stand, he doesn't leave his home pc. The idea behind this thread was a good one, but must have also brought up Phunks painful past because the only double penetration stories he can relate to are those nights when he was a child when, instead of the usual solo visit from his father and the subsequent "finger fucking" sessions, he'd bring along one of his drinking buddies from the bar for a little "DP with baby Phunk" action. PhuturePhunk may be a colorful, insightful thing to be enjoyed by all (yeah, right), but PastPhunk is an entirely different animal...an ugly, dark & painful one...especially to one's anus.