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boywonder77

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  1. Tonight's not looking good, but I'll come by next week.
  2. While you are correct that the grammar does suck on Clubplanet, you failed to realize no one gives a shit. Most of us write at 6 in the morning(what time is it?) when we have just returned from fucking your mother(she's the best). If you want to cause drama then you need to at the very least be funny or clever, which you are neither.
  3. You forgot gay and......... Fag.
  4. That's what 95% of you retards look like on the dance floor. Either that or some sort of homosexual vogue.
  5. His alll time favorate gay bar pick up line is................... Hey, can I push in your stool?
  6. Oh and try real hard to stay at the hard rock, the daytime pool scene alone is worth the trip.
  7. THere are less clubs open during the week, Like Baby's is only open on weekends, but the ones that are open are still banging. Go out to the strip clubs and find out where theyre going, Vegas nightlife revolves around where the strippers hang.
  8. Big Shirley gets startled easy, especially since Rog and rerun fell into K-holes.
  9. You could use your toes, but if your laces were on too tight you'd be fucked
  10. Kosta theyre all bitches till they get the "greek Surprise", after that they don't act so fucking tough anymore.
  11. Thanks Z, you just got taken off the top of my favorate people.
  12. I think you missed your calling as an interior decorator. That way you could hang out all night with a malibu bay breeze in one hand and a virginia slim in the other and say things like "fabulous" and "to die for". Fag.
  13. I hope the nitro girls are there. They'll never be able to compete with Monday night Raw at the sawmill. Who comes up with these gay asss names for clubs and nights.
  14. No, those are for guys with little dicks. I mean seriously a lexus is a toyota with leather.
  15. I dont know what that guy's talking about. That guy bartender was super-hot.
  16. I don't know what your talking about Kirk is not that nice of a guy. I usually have to trick him into swallowing, " No i'm not ready to finish yet, I promise", then I give him the money shot. He's such a bitch.
  17. K0sta your lucky my liver is on hiatus. You can't be the champ til you beat the champ.
  18. I'm so in. Sometimes I bump into people and don't even say excuse me. I'm a bad motherfucker. Oh and I can bend shit with my mind. Welll nothing hard like a spoon, but a bar napkin or a straw.
  19. Suck it up dude. Chocalate cake will ill you.
  20. How did I know. I bet your cleaning your room and waxing your dome as we speak. You can't miss me. I'm the dude.
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