coachjames

You should come back to Miami, Funk, it just ain't the same without ya.

Pick me! Pick me! Damn, that sounds like a sweet gig.

Hey bitches. What up. I'm still here when I can remember. Too many dead brain cells.

Clevelander and Wet Willies are about all that come to mind. I think Space is 18+ on Fridays. Your other choices would be one of the nice pool lounges. Since it isn't a real club, they probably don't check ID. BTW, tell the CIA to stop fucking with my phone.

I thought you didn't go to the big, commercial clubs.

Yeah, fokker, are you coming back for WMC or what? Ain't no fun not running into you on Lincoln no more. How is it wherever the fuck you are?

MOCA rocks! Art in Miami is the best. It's like they realize that you don't have to be a stuffed shirt to appreciate art.

What was this written by a rich, 110-year old gay poofda boy? Those were the three lamest reasons to go to Sawgrass ever. And his reasons not to sound like they were written by some couch-potato whiner that does all his shopping on eBay. Get up, get out, have some fucking fun.

It's always like I'm living in another city when I hear these conversations. We're out partying 4-8 nights per week, every week, all year (except when we are out of town). There is a TON of shit going on, and only a minority is the "snooty-what-are-you-wearing-how-much-coke-can-you-snort" kind of parties.

I thought it was called Set, now. Owned by Opium group, I heard.

I like nurses. And Slider, you misspelled "dire".

Trying to appeal to different demographics.

Damn kids.

Uh, yeah. Nothing ever goes on in Miami. Right.

Sweet!