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ELITE ENTERTAINMENT WILL ALSO BE THROWING A CUSTOMER APPRECIATION PARTY IN THE TOP FLOOR VIP SECTION. ALL OF C.P. IS INVITED. SEE MYSELF OR JOE CAROLLO FOR VIP WRISTBANDS WHICH ALLOWS YOU FRONT OF THE LINE PRIVILEDGES AND , REDUCED ADMISSION. COURTESY OF ELITE & JOE BOZ jr

JUST WANTED AN HONEST REVIEW MUSIC... CROWD.... ECT...

------------------------------------------------------------------------- YES. BUT IT LOOKS LIKE WE ARE MOVING IT TO A NEARBY INDOOR/ OUTDOOR VENUE. I'LL KNOW TOMMOROW.

WELL, AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD CLUB CHERRI HAS HAD THERE FAIR SHARE OF PROBLEMS THIS PAST WEEK. HERE'S THE FACTS... THIS PAST FRIDAY (teen night) THERE WAS A DRUG RAID @ CHERRI W/ DOGS & EVERYTHING, FORTUNATLY, THEY DID NOT FIND AS MUCH AS A JOINT ON ANYONE.....HOWEVER...... UNI-BROW LOW LIFE MC MATTY C AND HIS DEGENERATE FRIEND WERE BANGIN 2 16 yr OLDS IN THE SKATE PARK AT THE TIME OF THE RAID. AFTER THEY INTERIGATED THE CHICKS, THEY CONFESSED TO HAVING SEX W/ THEM. MATTY'S OUT ON BAIL AND THE OTHER KID (paul) IS IN JAIL ON SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGES. THE POLICE CLOSED THE DOORS FOR 120 DAYS FOR SEVERAL FIRE CODE VIOLATIONS. SO IN THE INTEREST TO SAVE THE LIQUOR LICENSE, THE OWNER DECIDED TO ELIMINATE THE NIGHT CLUB, AND TURN IT BACK INTO A BANQUET HALL.....SUCKS FOR US... SO IN CLOSING, WE AT ELITE WOULD LIKE TO THANK PAUL AND MATTY C FOR BEING LOW LIFE DEGENERATES. WE WOULD ALSO LIKE TO THANK THEM FOR COSTING US $10,000 (for radio ads, 20,000 flyers, professional photogrophers to take pics for the flyers, a 40,000 postal mailer ect...) YOU MAKE IT HARDER FOR THE HONEST GUYS IN THIS BIZ. I HOPE THE FAMILYS OF THESE UNDER AGE GIRLS HAVE GREAT LAWERS AND YOU GET JUST WHAT YOU DESERVE FUCKIN SCUMBAGS. ON A LIGHTER NOTE, I JUST MET W/ A CLUB OWNER IN THE MORRIS COUNTY AREA W/ AN INDOOR / OUTDOOR VENUE AND I WILL BE GETTING A CONFORMATION ON IT TOMMOROW!!!! IF IT ALL WORKS OUT, YOUR FAVORITE D.J. WILL BE SPINNING AT THE GRAND OPENING!! I'LL KEEP YOU POSTED!! THANX FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT JEFF PITEK ELITE ENTERTRAINMENT:blown:

=-------------------------------------------------------------------------- I KNOW WHAT YOU WONT BE DOING.........

BUMP FO THE GLITTA

HONESTLY, THE BIGGEST CLUB IN HOBOKEN IS RIVERSTREET YOU CAN LOG ONTO WWW.RIVERSTREETEXPERIENCE.COM. FRIDAY IS THE HOT NITE I HEARD OF THIS PLACE IN SEASIDE CALLED TEMPTATIONS?? ITS SUPPOSED TO BE PRETTY GOOD ON SATURDAYS I THINK THE DJS NAME IS DANNY CHETTOS SUNDAYS ITS JOEYS IN CLIFTON LOG ONTO WWW.JOEYSNJ.COM AND STARTING THURSDAY MAY 15th IT'S THE GRAND OPENING OF THE POOLSIDE LOUNGE @ CLUB CHERRI IN WEST ORANGE!!!! LOG ONTO WWW.CLUBCHERRI.COM

BREAK OUT THE PLAID SKIRT & KNEE HIGH'S DUSTY DON'T FORGET YOUR BOOK BAG

RIVERSTREET FOR THE HOTTEST CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT CONTEST!!!! :eek:

SINCE ITS GOING TO RAIN TONITE THERE IS NO PLACE BETTER TO BE THAN RIVERSTREET TONIGHT.... ELITE ENTERTAINMENT. JEFF PITEK. JOEY(no appendix)CAROLLO PRESENT..... THE ELITE CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT CONTEST. &500 FOR THE NAUGHTIEST / HOTTEST OUTFIT!!! COME SEE THE HOTTEST BARTENDERS IN THE BIZ SERVING DRINKS IN THERE BADDEST PLAID SKIRTS & HIKED UP SHIRTS!!! ANYONE WHO WAS THERE FOR OUR PLAYMATE BARTENDER PARTY WILL UNDERSTAND....THESE CHICKS ARE SMOKIN!!!! MUSIC BY SUPER DJ CARLOS REALM HOSTED BY MC TORO DOORS OPEN @ 10pm

JOEY SLIKKS GETS RELEASED TODAY WILL BE @ RIVERSTREET FOR THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRL OUTFIT CONTEST!!!!

YOU LEASE IT DON'T FERGIT IT

SLIKKS COMES TO WORK MONDAY MORN ABOUT 1200pm OFCOURSE I STROLL IN AN HOUR LATER ONLY TO FIND JOEY SLIKKS FLOPPIN AROUND ON THE FLOOR LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER. JOE GIORGIO WALKS IN 10 MIN LATER, I THROW JOE OVER MY SHOULDER, THROW HIM IN THE BACK OF GIO'S CAR & SHIP HIM TO WAYNE GENERAL. TURNS OUT, HIS APPENDIX WAS BADLY INFECTED AND STARTED TO BURST. THANK GOD FOR HIS ALL KNOWING PARTNER TO SAVE THE DAY. NOW, I JUST SPOKE TO JOE AND IT TURNS OUT HIS ONE LUNG IS STARTING TO COLLAPSE DUE TO SMOKING 2 1/2 PACKS OF CIGS A DAY AND HAVING ASTHMA & LYING IN BED, HE HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A FULL BREATH IN ALMOST 3 DAYS. SOUNDS PRETTY BAD, BUT HE'LL BE OK. AS I SPOKE TO HIM HE MUTTERD.....tell everyone i'll be back in action at our grand opening @ CHERRI may 15......i would love to see all my cp heads then.....cough...cough.....ugh .....cough... (EVERYTHING IS TRUE BUT THE LAST PART. IF YOU THINK IM LYING,CALL WAYNE GEN AND ASK FOR JOE CAROLLO) JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THANX J.P.

ELITE ENTERTAINMENT. JEFF PITEK. JOE CAROLLO. PRESENT... ELITE SATURDAYS @ CHERRI MUSIC BY RESIDENT DJ JOE GIORGIO DOOR BY # 11 BILLY BADDASS HOSTED BY MC VINNIE T DOORS OPEN @ 10:00 DRESS- UPSCALE / TRENDY DIRECTIONS>>>>> WWW.CLUBCHERRI.COM <<<<< DON'T FORGET.....COMING VERY SOON....THE ELITE ENT POOLSIDE LOUNGE.....BARTENDERS IN CHERRY BIKINNI'S....YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET!!!!!!!!! ;)

DJ DAN FURY

ELITE ENTERTAINMENT. JEFF PITEK. JOE CAROLLO PRESENT... TRENDY HIP HOP & HOUSE THURSDAYS ONLY @ CHERRI TONIGHT ELITE ENT. PRESENTS THE CLUBITUP.COM SPOKESMODEL TALENT SEARCH LOG ON TO WWW.CLUBITUP.COM FOR DETAILS ON THE CONTEST. MUSIC BY DJ TORO (djtoro.com) HOSTED BY MC VINNIE T 18 FOR GIRLS 21 FOR GUYS DOORS OPEN @ 9pm COMING SOON....THE ELITE ENTERTAINMENT POOLSIDE LOUNGE @ CHERRI!!!!!!! (you aint seen nothin yet) ;)

ME HUNG LIKE CHOPSTICK

WHY????

SOMEONE MUST BE DROPPIN IT OFF IN HER DRAWS ON THE REAL CUZ I AINT HEARD SHIT FROM HER SWALLA BACK BEATCH!!!!!!!!!!

bobby boo-cocky HA YA DIN

COULD YOU MAKE THAT PIC A LITTLE BIGGER????? I CAN ALMOST SEE THE FINA RUNNIN THREW MY PORES...

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