vip-tech

first of all you fuckin blonde dingbat, i'm not even gonna adress this post until you can spell correctly. ::WORRIOR??? ARE WE WORRIED???? W---A---R---R---I---O---R BEATCHHHHHHHHHHH

THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!! NOW I GET IT!!!!!!!!! IT WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME THE WHOLE TIME!!!!!!! I knew you sweated me my little d-cup delight be at my house around 7, i got something i wanna show ya....

FAT GUYS NEED LOVE TOO!! FOSHIZZLE MY DIZZLE BIG MURRIZLE I TREAT MY DOOR GUY WAAAAY BETTER THAN I TREAT MY BARTENDER

PRIMETIME PROMOTIONS PRESENTS XMAS IN JULY @ JOEYS $1000 BIKINI CONTEST!!! I'M NOT POSTIN ALL THIS SHIT AGAIN. I JUST WANNA KNOW ONE THING....WHO'S IN???????????!!!!!!!!!

ARE YOU COMING OUT ON THURS

AS SOON AS YOU GET THERE

NOBODY SAID A WORD ABOUT "BANGIN" BALL GARGLING, YES TEA BAGGIN, YES DOUBLE FIST SIX PACKIN MAYBE BUT NO "BANGIN"

IM RUNNIN THAT NITE, AND THE TECH SAYS HE GAURANDAMTEES A SURE WIN, AS LONG AS PHASE 3 IS COMPLETED (i don't know about runnin train w/badass, i hear that kid is hung like a government mule.....heehae heehaw)

YES BUT THE ENTIRE JUDGE PANEL IS.....THATS RIGHT...YOU GUESSED IT..... WARRIORS...

I THINK THATS CALLED THE "RUNNIN TRAIN" PHASE I LOVE THAT FUCKIN PHASE!!!!!

A- YOU ARE A WARRIETTE, NOT A WARRIOR B- STICKY BROUGHT IT TO MY ATTN C- NEXT TIME YOU MAKE A LUNCH DATE WITH A WARRIOR........ KEEP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE MOST RECENT WARRIOR MEMBERSHIP CARD WAS GIVIN OUT A WEE BIT EARLY. SO, IN ORDER TO RETAIN THIS "WARRIOR" STATUS, CHIEF WARRIOR STIFFDOGG WILL OBSERVE STARDO, UNDER CLOSE SUPERVISION, AT THE NEXT AFTERHOURS GATHERING AT THE JUGGULATOR CLUB, TO INDEED SEE IF SHE IS WORTHY OF THE COVENENT TITLE. IT HAS ALSO BEEN BROUGHT TO MY ATTENTION, THAT THE ONLY LIVING FEMALE WARRIOR JENNYJUGGS, IS OUT ON A 4 WEEK HIATUS. THERFORE, IT ONLY SEEMS FIT THAT A WARRIETTE IN TRAINING(aka doubleduce) STEP UP TO FILL THE SHOES (or bra) FOR OUR FALLEN FRIEND. so at this time we would like to offer doubleduce the opportunity to become 1 of only 2 female warriors. all you have to do is compete in tommorow nites bikini contest at joeys in clifton. this is legitamitly only the second time this title has become available, so think wisely before your response. ps...the contest offers a grand prize of $1000!! so make sure you bring the twins!

I'LL KISS THE STARDO FAMILY BREST I...I.. I MEAN CREST!!!

HEY DOUBLE D, I KNOW YOU AND THE TWINS ARE COMING TO JOEYS TOMMOROW NIGHT, CORRECT?????

why don't you guys kill 2 birds w/ 1 stone and go to riverstreet on fri. we are throwing a brand new party there,our grand opening was last week, which was a huge success. DJ Joe Giorgio is the resident DJ. if you haven't read yet, check out the riverstreet fri review. If you guys do decide to go, PM me, i'll put you on the list for reduced admission

SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAR DUDE. THATS FUCKED UP WHEN YOU PARK YOUR CAR IN A PAY LOT WHICH IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHED BY A GAURD, AND YOU GET ROBBED ANYWAY. AS FAR AS YOUR RATING OF OUR PARTY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WE APPRECIATE ALL THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK WE HAVE RECIEVED FROM THAT NIGHT. IT WAS A TOTAL SUCCESS. AS FAR AS IT NOT LASTING....I GUESS WE'LL SEE.. I CAN TELL YOU WE HAVE SOMETHING HAPPENING ON FRIDAY THE 13th THAT WILL BLOW EVERYONES MIND...SIT TIGHT.. AS FAR AS THE "WARFAG" AND THE "MENTOR" COMMENT.... LETS JUST SAY, IT WAS NICE TO HAVE MY "MENTOR" AT A WARRIOR FUNCTION. THE PLEASURE WAS ALL YOURS.... I'M SURE.....THANX FOR THE COMPLIMENT THOUGH...

ONLY IF YOU CHANGE YOUR PROFILE FROM ALLIANCE GIRLY TO WARRIETTE.... AND DO YOU MEAN A ROLL CALL FOR RIVERSTREET FRIDAY? CUZ WERE NOT GOIN DOWN THE SHORE THIS WKND

VIP-TECH/JOEY SLIKKS/JAKE A PRIMETIME PRESENTS...... CHRISTMAS IN JULY @ JOEYS IN CLIFTON THURSDAY JULY 25th $1000 BIKINI CONTEST MUSIC BY D.J. JOE GIORGIO BEAT THE CLOCK COORS LIGHT DRAFTS $2 LUGE SHOTS/$3 SMIRNOFF ICE LADIES RSVP FOR THE CONTEST CALL SERGIO @ 732 525 2583 GIRLS 18 GUYS 21 (check out the riverstreet thread for a review on dj giorgio this kid is an up and coming talent in the industry who blew the roof off riverstreet last friday.we are a brand new promotions team who has big big plans for this kid. stay tuned for future venues.....VIP)

WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?????? YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR MOMMY PROOF READ YOUR POSTS

I KNOW IT TOOK ALOT TO POST THAT, AND WE REALLY APPRECIATE IT. WE PUT ALOT OF EFFORT INTO THIS PLACE AND ITS NOT EASY WHEN THE PREVIOUS PROMOTERS BEAT THIS PLACE INTO THE GROUND. THANX AGAIN FOR THE GREAT REVIEW. WE LOOK FOWARD TO SEEING ALL OF YOU NEXT FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIP-TECH

VIP-TECH JOEY SLIKKS & JAKE A PRIMETIME presents..... CHRISTMAS IN JULY @ JOEYS IN CLIFTON THURS JULY 25th MUSIC BY DJ JOE GIORGIO GIRLS 18 GUYS 21 DRINK SPECIALS: BEAT THE CLOCK COORS LIGHT DRAFTS $2 LUGE SHOTS $3 SMIRNOFF ICE LADIES RSVP FOR THE $1000 XMAS BIKINI CONTEST!!!!! CALL SERGIO @ 732 525 2583 JOEYS NIGHTCLUB 955 ALLWOOD ROAD CLIFTON NJ 973 773 2110 (p.s. we urge everyone to check out the riverstreet review and check out the buzz going around about D.J. joe giorgio. this kid lit the place up fri at our grand opening, and we have big big plans for him in the near future. stay tuned for details......)

YOU LITTLE 125LB GREEK COCKSUCKER! HOW DARE YOU BLOW OFF A MANDATORY WARRIOR MEETING AT RIVERSTREET! WAS IT TO HANG OUT WITH TINI-BOPPERS AT ABYSS? YOU GOTTA BE JOKING! YOU HAVE JUST BEEN DEMOTED TO PRIVATE PYLE. WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION PYLE? WE WILL HAVE A REVIEW MEETING THIS WEEK TO REVIEW YOUR PERFORMANCE AT SF THIS PAST SUN. ALL I CAN SAY, IS THAT IT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD PRIVATE FAGASS. WARRIORS!!! GET THE TOWELS AND SOAP BARS READY!!! IT'S TIME FOR A GOOD OLE TOWEL PARTY!!!!

keep the faith slikks

uummm uuugghhhh....hello??? i just woke up from fri!!!