NO, NO,NO.... why wear sunglasses in a club? Is there sun in there, usually clubs are dark with really awesome stobe lights, there are no need for sunglasses unless you're trying to be like Vanilla Ice.
Us girls where those really high, and chunky shoes so we can look cute, and prove to you guys out there that we can bust a move in those shoes. (Personally I do because I am only 5'2, and like being able to see the person's face that I'm dancing with).
It's called putting your clothes in the washing machine with some good smelling liquid detergent and then letting it soak in there, and then putting them in the dryer.