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i'll be happy when they lose the bra all together... just that low shirt... some fake boobs poppin out defying gravity... it'll be great... and there will be a party... and we will play bumper boobs riding the backs of fake boobed bitches... oh yeah... love the wifebeater with dark bra... or no bra... ...

i doubt you'll find any guys out there complaining about this one... although i do not find any of those girls attractive, i find there breasts on display very appetising... good luck...

awww... thats so sweet... anyway... now, for a real present... 10 blowjobs... 1 day... my birthday... very slutty... very X girlfriend... very best birthday present ever... 2nd best... recieved a puma jacket... pretty woman style...(like when he gets the tie...) ..although i did have to mention how awesome that scene was too many times to count before it happened... we would have to go pretty far down the list for the best presents to not involve sex... anyways... blaaahhh.

aww baby... you're so senitive... and i dunno bout you but i left cause they got rid of the sex pages...

i'm quoting Chris Rock... you lifeless bitch... i'm sure everyone on here can find a dictionary or log onto websters.com

6 months probation... thats it??? i hope her fellow inmates get creative with the glue on her ass while she is in jail... or maybe a forced Mastectomy... or maybe just a date with jack the ripper... i guess he should just be happy it was Gail... and not Loraina Bobbit... i really wanna see how much money he actually gets... did bobbit get a settlement???

wealthy is 50 million dollars and up... anything under 50 is rich... basketball players are rich, the guy who pays them is wealthy...

word...

When Brad Pitt gets hit by the bus in meet joe black... John Cusack holding the boom box in say anything... When kirsten dunst says i want some more in interview with a vampire...

on my 69th birthday, 69ing a 19 year old underwear model... in times square with 69 asian tourists snapping photos of my wrinkly old balls.

hey girl... whats good?

bush and kanye, both, define ignorance...

WOW...

i could deal with that... i think this topic is giving me flashbacks to an X who was a prissy girl...horrible in bed...and horribly annoying...

thats what i like to hear