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i'll be happy when they lose the bra all together... just that low shirt... some fake boobs poppin out defying gravity... it'll be great... and there will be a party... and we will play bumper boobs riding the backs of fake boobed bitches... oh yeah... love the wifebeater with dark bra... or no bra... ...

i doubt you'll find any guys out there complaining about this one... although i do not find any of those girls attractive, i find there breasts on display very appetising... good luck...

awww... thats so sweet... anyway... now, for a real present... 10 blowjobs... 1 day... my birthday... very slutty... very X girlfriend... very best birthday present ever... 2nd best... recieved a puma jacket... pretty woman style...(like when he gets the tie...) ..although i did have to mention how awesome that scene was too many times to count before it happened... we would have to go pretty far down the list for the best presents to not involve sex... anyways... blaaahhh.

aww baby... you're so senitive... and i dunno bout you but i left cause they got rid of the sex pages...

i'm quoting Chris Rock... you lifeless bitch... i'm sure everyone on here can find a dictionary or log onto websters.com

6 months probation... thats it??? i hope her fellow inmates get creative with the glue on her ass while she is in jail... or maybe a forced Mastectomy... or maybe just a date with jack the ripper... i guess he should just be happy it was Gail... and not Loraina Bobbit... i really wanna see how much money he actually gets... did bobbit get a settlement???

wealthy is 50 million dollars and up... anything under 50 is rich... basketball players are rich, the guy who pays them is wealthy...

word...

When Brad Pitt gets hit by the bus in meet joe black... John Cusack holding the boom box in say anything... When kirsten dunst says i want some more in interview with a vampire...

on my 69th birthday, 69ing a 19 year old underwear model... in times square with 69 asian tourists snapping photos of my wrinkly old balls.

hey girl... whats good?

bush and kanye, both, define ignorance...

WOW...

i could deal with that... i think this topic is giving me flashbacks to an X who was a prissy girl...horrible in bed...and horribly annoying...

thats what i like to hear

if you go for a walk maybe to dinner or just along the waterfront... in the summer with your boy... whatever... its 90 degrees out... you're a lil sweaty... you had a great time... fun romantic and such... when you get back home... do you shower before the sexual marathon... or just go at it... (now remember you prolly took a shower right before this adventure began) what would you do???

its nice to be clean first... but if you are allready into it... i think stopping to shower is a lil bit too clinical... (within reason... if you smell like shit take a fuckin shower) sounds too much like a rule with you girls... rules suck... if this girl made me shower each and every time before we had sex... it would get old real quick... and this is how i picture the conversation... "oh baby, oh baby... that feels sooooo good... and i'd love to sex u up... but you really need to shower first... please use the lavender body wash... and don't forget to spend extra attention grooming your asshole... you know how i hate an unkept crack..." "you ridiculous uptight bitch... when i finish this bong you betta be gone... " "or the luffa condoms are comin out again..."

i dunno bout you... but tellin my girl what job she can and can't have would be a bigger problem than this mess... and i wouldn't have it any other way... also if you think she is gonna cheat on you cause of her job... she prolly would've cheated anyway... people are gonna do what they are gonna do regardless...

... wheres yours at shady???

sorry... its alil early for me... ... ...

looks like bam... 8

i got sweaty balls

if you are out at a club or bar... ask the bouncer to be your boyfriend for the night... when i bounce... i have to do this for some girl almost every night... most dumb asses would rather leave you alone then have thier ass kicked in the alley or far worse... have the alcohol cut off...

handjobs are pointless...(except if she is jus warmin it up for a blowjob...) why would i want some girl to jerk me off when i can get that anytime from myself... thats what her mouth is for... sorry if thats not romantic... but i think i was 14 the last time i would have been happy with just a handjob...

don't ever ask... if you are great they will let you know... "i don't know how you do this to me!!! oh god... you are the best i've ever had" and when they are layin in the wet spot without a care in the world... twitching, legs still shaking... fall down when they try to stand up.. tellin you how you should write a book on fuckin... then you know...