How many Ethiopians fit in a phone booth? All of them How do you get them out? Throw in a bar of soap Whatâ€™s black and runs through the desert at 100mph? An Ethiopian with a McDonalds voucher How do you kill a million flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian with a shovel Whatâ€™s the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian woman? You know sheâ€™ll swallow! What does an Ethiopian do with a bag of rice? Open a restaurant When you look at a barcode on any product, what are you actually seeing? A Bunch of Ethiopians standing in line for dinner.