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Happy Thanksgiving you elusive goatfucker you!

The tighten up! Does your shit talk about grilz? I love grilz. Grilz are the only reason I live. i'm actually taking out a second mortgage on my house to pay for my new grilz that will have a combined 30 carats of diamond and other assorted precious gems in them. I can't wait. Holla!

Yeah, occasionally I do. It's usually with the glimmering hope that the search function isn't still completely fucked so I can reminisce with some old time threads. To bad the search function has been fucked since I signed up, with the Sex Board gone, what's the point. But back to more important matters.. More pics!

I would feed it drugs, make it dress in slutgear and split that shit open like a cantaloupe in the Microwave. Don' lie, all you motherfuckers would do the same. Someone with some drawing skills should draw this piece in some good tentacle porn. MMMmmm Tentacle porn. (Holy shit, Joeg out of nowhere!)

First thing you should do is stop playing with needles. Second, you should stop fellating the dog. Third, you should stop fellating your dad. Then, if you have time, stop arguing with your whore of a teenage sister. Oh and maybe move out of the basement, that'd work too.

Well isn't that just over-fucking-whelming. Glad to see the tard force is strong in you people.

You're a part of the problem Fuck face.

Draper. He's the best DJ ever.

Will you get a load of this group of cock sucking retards. Seriously, watching you people post is like watching Steven Hawking try to mount the rotting corpse of Richard Pryor. I can only imagine the amount of barnyard incest that went into making this sterling slice of the human gene pool. Seriously, all of you die. Painfully. DURKA DURR DURKA DURR DURKA DURR. Seriously, how do they breed you fucking people?

Fifteen dollas? Nigga, that bitch can be had for a happy meal and a loosey.

Take a shit on FlipSOE's face. I heard he likes eating it by the sackfull.

Nah, that'd be too easy.

A C note says she's ugly.

Around, you troublemaking horse cock smoker! What is this?? Name number 5? You going year by year or something? Last time I checked Bustaknut 2001, Ode de Fag Juice wasn't exactly high on the wine list at Marquee restaurants.

Well look what the cat upchucked.

No, she's not fat, she just has thick thigh...oh thats right, women don't like it when you call them 'thick' either. Hmmmm. I guess she's 'zaftig', which in Jew terms is the equivalent of 'healthy' which in turn is the equivalent of 'fat'. Oh look at that, we're right back where we started from.

Unfortunately, big bones don't grow in the ass (unless her friend is some kind of freak of nature, is that a bump from a tail nub I see on the back of that skirt? Women with prehensile tails are HOT!).

So what does she do? Take a picture next to her fatass friend! Looks like you're kicking the horsey pie-face too, how 'bout a better shot there saggy?.

There is a direct correlation between a mans perceived (whether real or not) self-inadeqacy and his choice for overly petite girls. Cocktail weenies anyone? Anyone?

Guys with small dicks concentrate on numbers. Oh, sorry about that.

Oh is that so? Last time I checked the Jews in Midtown didn't sell a "De-fattyizing" lense for their cameras.

Yeah, and you know where you can pound that hat guy dontcha now, white boy!

If that means that you've come to terms with your fattyness, then all I can say is: Bravo Shamu!

I am Tommyarmani

Please, I'm that man's father. Recognize.