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saleena351

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  1. Ok, where to begin..... Get there at like 11:30.... The door man wouldn’t let me in with a pink bikini..... So Billy’s sober and feels sorry for me and lets me into the bar... Blonde hair guy acknowledged that I exist.... Big how ya doing to him..... So lets start with lay out of the club shall we...: I was sucking someone off by the sound system big time.... He wasn’t loud enuff, and he doesn't bang like a real man should.... And when a man sucks in the sack 99.9% of the time the club sucks.... means the owners aren’t gay or can't afford a phazon or a real sound engineer to do the banging.... It was not a case of clarity but a case of energy, he just didn't put out enuff.... Next all the fucking straight people could tell I had a sex change operation with all the lights on in there. God damm I think I got sun burned it was sooooooooo bright in there... I’m a fucking faggot with acid patterns being beamed on my ass to the screens above the bar...I’m Just gay.... do u people really think by adding shear cloth all over my pink bikini it would make it look any nicer or help in the atmosphere...? I’m Gay again... Take that shit down... Ok, crowd: sauage fest just the way I like it.... Ok music...: I don’t know what edgar v looks like and that’s why I confused him with iggy? NOW I KNOW WHY SPACE FIRED EDGAR CAUSE IGGY LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM.... OVERALL I SURVIVED LIQUID BECAUSE BILLY FELT SORRY FOR ME AND STOPPED HIS MOB GUYS FROM BEATING MY ASS SENSELESS... i ONLY STAYED TILL ABOUT 5 SOMTHING... MET A LIQUID WOKER OUTSIDE AND HE EVEN TOLD ME HE WOULD CLUB ME UNLESS I SUCKED HIM OFF... ahh, I have to add this, I just read the other review and forgot some shit... I was soooooooo fucking hot in there after being gang banged by billy’s staff, which is another sign of having cheep club owners.... He couldn’t afford to buy them condoms… at like 5:00 am the place starting to thin out big time.... and thats where the lights come in.. being sooo bright makes the club feel dead even if the club is closed. ps my assertion that edgar played the same track twice might not be accurate. I didn't know his twin brother iggy opened for him.. I SHOULDâ€VE BEGGED TO GET INTO SPACE..... GOD I'M AN IDIOT....
  2. When I was young my dad really wanted a daughter and not a son. My dad was so angry with me when I was born that he would Guido fist pump me in the ass everyday to punish me. I had the personality: I loved being a drama queen, Ken dolls, mini skirts and men. The only problem is that I needed a vagina! When I turned 10 years old my dad finally got me the present I’ve always dreamt of, a sex change operation for my birthday. Thanks to dad I can finally wear all my favorite pink dresses, tall heels and disposable tampons. I would love to meet everyone from the Miami board and maybe have a girl’s only night out. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get along with people so I have to start drama on the board so everyone will notice me. I try my best to search through every single thread/post on the messageboard and try to make controversial comments in the hope that someone will like me and maybe, just maybe, want to be my friend. Will you people from the Miami board PLEASE, PLEASE accept me into your lives? I wish I could move back to NJ but I still live with my mom and dad and they’re the reason I had to move down here in the first place. BTW, I’m single and looking for a good man to sweep me off my feet, if you have really big hands and think you’re my knight in shining armor then please PM me cause I’m desperate to get Guido fist pumped by someone other than my dad.
  3. When I was young my dad really wanted a daughter and not a son. My dad was so angry with me when I was born that he would Guido fist pump me in the ass everyday to punish me. I had the personality: I loved being a drama queen, Ken dolls, mini skirts and men. The only problem is that I needed a vagina! When I turned 10 years old my dad finally got me the present I’ve always dreamt of, a sex change operation for my birthday. Thanks to dad I can finally wear all my favorite pink dresses, tall heels and disposable tampons. I would love to meet everyone from the Miami board and maybe have a girl’s only night out. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get along with people so I have to start drama on the board so everyone will notice me. I try my best to search through every single thread/post on the messageboard and try to make controversial comments in the hope that someone will like me and maybe, just maybe, want to be my friend. Will you people from the Miami board PLEASE, PLEASE accept me into your lives? I wish I could move back to NJ but I still live with my mom and dad and they’re the reason I had to move down here in the first place. BTW, I’m single and looking for a good man to sweep me off my feet, if you have really big hands and think you’re my knight in shining armor then please PM me cause I’m desperate to get Guido fist pumped by someone other than my dad.
  4. When I was young my dad really wanted a daughter and not a son. My dad was so angry with me when I was born that he would Guido fist pump me in the ass everyday to punish me. I had the personality: I loved being a drama queen, Ken dolls, mini skirts and men. The only problem is that I needed a vagina! When I turned 10 years old my dad finally got me the present I’ve always dreamt of, a sex change operation for my birthday. Thanks to dad I can finally wear all my favorite pink dresses, tall heels and disposable tampons. I would love to meet everyone from the Miami board and maybe have a girl’s only night out. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to get along with people so I have to start drama on the board so everyone will notice me. I try my best to search through every single thread/post on the messageboard and try to make controversial comments in the hope that someone will like me and maybe, just maybe, want to be my friend. Will you people from the Miami board PLEASE, PLEASE accept me into your lives? I wish I could move back to NJ but I still live with my mom and dad and they’re the reason I had to move down here in the first place. BTW, I’m single and looking for a good man to sweep me off my feet, if you have really big hands and think you’re my knight in shining armor then please PM me cause I’m desperate to get Guido fist pumped by someone other than my dad.
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