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  1. Originally posted by ellinita

    I haven't been that embrassed in very long.

    You should feel embarassed getting a boob job, how pathetic.

    Be happy with what was given to ya!:cool:

  2. Tammy>> You are full of shit, you come into an internet SEX forum and make up stories to get attention. You are a pathetic loser.

    Anyone with half a brain can see that your stories are total bullshit as are you.

    Why don't you go stalk HS chat rooms like you usually do you sick bastard. Either that or go to your "lolita" sites, your browser cache is full of them!

  3. Originally posted by phuturephunk

    . . . this coming from the guy who wants us to believe that two model types wanted him to pinch a loaf on their faces . . .

    Dude, you are dumber than a stick!

    I did that to show how stupid some of you were for saying that his "2nd part" of his story just "had" to be true because he mentioned it before.

    Can't you see what I was doing?

    Ahhh duuuuuhhhhh

    Don't worry, I won't hold it against ya!:D

  4. Originally posted by wideskies

    *eyeroll* get over it.

    You don't understand....I love this shit!

    Now, if he had been a man in the first place and admitted that he was telling a story then I could respect the guy you know?

    But now I think he is just a bitch.

    I still think he is going to give up that name and come back as another person.....complete with more stupid, untrue stories.

    Sad, lonely, pathetic losers like him just want attention.

  5. Originally posted by origskeemr

    lol hey everyone is entitled to an opinion, but i dont think your comment means anything considering you didnt even know what D&G stood for:blank:

    Ah, so because I did not know what D&G stands for that means I have no taste?

    I see..:rolleyes:

  6. Originally posted by origskeemr

    Dolce & Gabbana it's a designer

    \

    Thanks man. Now that you mention it I have heard of them...from the wife I think? Anyway the key chain is ugly.

  7. Originally posted by bigpoppanils

    uhhh...i guess you didnt notice the cp-ers crying BS on that thread

    Oh I did, but there were a few pathetic idiots who were defending him (see above). ANd people were believing his shit until I pointed out that he was FULL OF SHIT.

    How much you want to bet that he leaves, changes his name and comes back with more shit?

  8. Well after the meeting got out I am walking out the door and I decided to stick my head in that photo co. next door. I see one of the girls I talked to before so I just kind of slip in the door.

    I catch her eye and she holds up on finger telling me to wait one minute.

    She then comes back with the other girl and they lead me into the bathroom. They didn't want anything to do with my crap they wanted me to pee on them! I was sooo surprised!

    After I soaked them with my pee one chick blew my brains out as I ate the other girls clam, man what a turn on! I blew my load in like 2 minutes!

    I am going back to that office every day!

  9. Well I was at my meeting yesterday and I had to go to the bathroom very badly. SO I leave and as I walk towards the bathrooms there are these two beautiful women standing by a drinking fountain. They smile at me as I go into the bathroom and I smile back. I did not think anything of it as I went about my business.

    When I came out they were still there and I decided to get a drink of water. I said excuse me as they were kind of blocking the water fountain. they moved and I got my drink. As I am drinking the blond girl says "you were quite a while in there", I guess I turned red because she said "don't be ambarassed!" then she laughed this sweet little laugh (they both did). So I started talking to them and found out that they are models and were at a 5 days shoot for some calnder in the offices next to the ones I was in. Then they dropped the bomb.

    The dark haird girl says to me "you know, the next time you have to go in the bathroom for that amount of time why don't you call us?" We are both into that. I said; "into what feces?" And she said "yes". I guess my mouth hit the floor. And I mumbled something like "I will be back tomorrow morning for another meeting maybe I will see you, and walked away.

    Have you ever heard of anything like this? Girls into feces? Anyway, I have a meetint back there at 9 this morning, I will let you know how it goes.

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