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I have so many men; these past 3 days alone my men's dick equaled a yard stick.

Well hello there beautiful! I love a man with so much pent up anger inside, they usually are fiesty when they are tied up and ball gagged. I haven't heard a conversation with so many "faggots" and "ends" since the last White Party! Is this meeting you at Space open to all people with "alternative lifestyles" or only the ones you are calling out? Unlike the two that you chosen to make your night a memorable one; I will not knock you out in a few seconds. I like to take my time with you before I anally tap into your anger. I hope you are as big as you say you are! You know what they say? The bigger they are, the harder they bite the pillow! Why even bother going to Space? If you want a good time, just come over to my place. I have great music and I can tie you up and you can try on some nipple clamps that an ex-lover gave to me for Christmas. Are you from northern Florida? I hope that means that you like break beats! Because I have certain beats in mind that I can produce with your ass! Oh please don't shun me away! Its the New Year! Live a little or at the very least just bend over and let me explorer your "love cave"! The offer has been thrown on the table, hopefully you will be too! Ciao!

Well not everyone hates him. I for one adore my little Bon Bon, I think you people are being too hard on him. He has been in a bitchy mood lately, because of the total annihilation I did to one of his sexy orifices (Can you guess which one?). But I haven't seen him since that day, because he gets all in a hissy fit, when I use his ears for leverage when I drop my 12" White Label inside of him. He kept complaining about him not being able to mix, because I kept pulling those tacky headphones off his head. And as far as who is the better Dj is? Michael is a far better Dj and much more open to large...I mean new things than Jon is. And for those that attack his mixing skills, you people can blame me for his trainwrecks at Nerve. Most of the time I got so into his music, that I would pull down his pants and go to work while he was in the mix. Its hard to mix when you are bent over and both of your hands and head keep bumping the turntables. And thank God that Nerve has the loud speakers, because he was such a squeeler! That is why he sold his share of Nerve, because of me and all the trainwrecks that I caused. He said it left a "bad taste in his mouth", but I have to see he also left a "bad smell on my probing rod". So cut Storms some slack people, he is just frustrated he can't have my vanilla man love inside of him anymore. Ps Michael, For what it is worth; I really miss your man tities swinging back and forth, while I was trying to make you hit that high note. Please stop calling me! It will never work out between us.

Who cares about the front end? All I care about is the back end!! As long as he has a nice, soft, supple landing pad for my NASA approved Triton II "Love Rocket", that is all I care about!! And with the Latin men in Miami, there is plenty of good Landing Pads for my Rocket to Touch down in.

Oh yes honey, there is TONS of hot men here in Clubplanet Miami. You just have to look!!! I have had one too many "encounters" with some of the hot boys from this messageboard, you cannot go wrong with any of them. Happy hunting!!! Ciao

Hello!!! Hello!!!! Hello!!! First time being home since my month long excursion to the isles of Hawaii. What great fun I had--it should have been illegal and in Texas it is illegal! So now there is a partaaay happening at Wildmiami's hacienda? You know I am showing up in lavish style for this shin dig. I finally get to meet Wildmiami and see him and touch him, in the flesh! The mere thought makes my cup runeth over! Wild, I finally get to meet you! I am so excited right now my pants just shrunk 2 sizes. And there will be a pool at this party as well? I am in heaven, all these hot boys and cool pool to take in the sights? I hope you people don't laugh at my strange "tan lines". I was really drunk for most of my trip to Hawaii and all I drank the whole time were those damn Mai Tai's. Well after I came to, I realized I had been wearing my G-string backwards the whole time! Talk about embarassing! I guess I will be bringing the Frankfurters and yes they are a foot long. Wildmiami, is there a shower near the pool? So you can pretend to drop your soap and then the real party can begin! Let me know if me bringing the Kosher Franks is enough for this party (trust me they are Kosher--Circumsized them myself)? Till then, Ta ta! P.S. And Wildmiami, forget about the email I sent you a long time ago about the gerbils and hamsters. I never knew I was allergic to them till about a month ago. No comment on the hives I got near my 18th hole at the Green Monster, but I think you get the picture. Happy hunting!

Oh God, YES!!!!! This is NOT a myth, they are by far the best salad tossers, unless you want to include putting salt in your fudge making machine and letting a thirsty Baboon lick it off (Memories of my summer trips to Gibraltar). I cannot believe all these men coming out, holding the flag pole of the Rainbow flag (the colors that will never run, but will slide lubricated into your inner most pink love tissues). I must say I have never wanted to come to a CP meet up, till now!!!! Which one of you three sexy CP men will want to greet me? Or how about all three? I have been resting and now I am ready to play. Cheerie O!!!!

Oh my!!!! By the looks of this picture its just about dinner time!! I would love to stuff that turkey; what a view!!! It looks like its gonna be white meat for my birthday party dinner.

Its my birthday today and you Clubplanet people haven't wished me a merry birthday. I am truly hurt!! Anyways just wondering which of Clubplanet's sexy boys wants to put out my flesh colored birthday candle? I promise not to get too much hot wax from my love candle on any of your cute faces, any takers?

Hello Hello My Miami Neighbors, I haven't posted in a while, but I am in the process of moving to another location. When you pick up hot little boys in South Beach and so many like I do. You tend to break alot of hearts, along with alot of virgin anals. But I am here to tell you Clubplanet people to back off Bellini. He is by far my most favorite Dj in Miami right now. And its not because of his Dj skills, but because his little bald head reminds me of a gigantic erect penis. Yummy!!! Sometimes I bring my "young meat" home with me; and sometimes they aren't willing to spread their cheeks like "butter" so I have to nudge them along. After I drop some GHB into their martini (shaken not stirred), they become more easily subdued by my charms. Plus those cds are such snoozers that they help my date's GHB kick in quicker. Since its the "winter season" I have been traveling abroad to find more boys. During these winter months, I find it hard (no pun intended) to be a one man bitch. Lately I have been working a sexual appetite at the Sunrise Sessions with Ivano. Its like Ivano is teasing me with the last track of the Sunrise Session (Ivano is such a cock tease--figuratively speaking). Lately, after Ivano is done, he goes back to my place for some "real" afterhours. He brings all his 12" over and he even lets me hold some of them!! All I can say is, the man can truly appreciate a good 12" when he sees it. After I work Ivano over (from the back of course) he is usually so tired, that he falls asleep in his love slave costume. I even put one of those fake little mustaches on him, he looks so cute with that dog collar around his neck that I have to go give him a second session of Dropdasoap's CockRise Session. Anyways, I think you guys don't know him personally like I do. And you guys should just back off from Bellini and if you see him walking funny. Its probably because I left my lasting impression "in" him. Ciao!!! ps Laliux, stop your complaining about that cd!!! If you want one so bad, let me know. I have his whole collection in my house, along with his soiled Joe Boxers.

Oh my!!!!! I am out on my last day of vacation and I stumble upon this blessing from above. A cute little New Yorker in my presence!!! I bet you are all cold up in New York and I know here in Florida you can stay warm, I will make sure of that. If you need a job, I have been looking around for a new "boy toy". But you must meet some credentials: You have a tight little "chocolate eye" Your backside and internal organs can handle a 10" to 11" "Tickle Stick" You talk a second language while having your pipes cleaned (I love me some Italian) Your house broken and you actually do your business in the toilet (dont ask, my last "slave" was a mess) If you can meet those requirements; you have the job!! You will be on call and on all fours, but the benefits are great!!! Its a "anal entry" position and with at least 1-2 years of experience. Hope to hear from you soon. Till then Ta Ta

Hello Kiddies, Sorry that I have absent from my posting duties, but I was recovering from the White Party. Met some cute little numbers that week and hung out with them the whole time. You guys should have seen these boys, Yummy in my Tummy. We hit all the clubs and even that Vizcaya Party. At night I took them back to my house for some good ole' fashion gay loving. Slip them a "mickey" in their drinks and went to work. Damn is my back still and "love sacks" still killing me. I have not had that much wild and crazy sexy since my time in the boyscouts. (Scouts Honor) Anyways my vote for the best track of 2002 is that mega-club bomb that Danny Tenaglia is always dropping! "Touch me in the Anal" Wow that song sets flame a burning!! Well kiddies I am back in town and back in search of the perfect boy, wishful thinking I know!!! See you guys at Maze, or if you are a hot boy, in a dark alley early in the morning!! Ciao

Bonjour Blue Collar Jersey People, Hello!!! You don't know me but I am just looking for one of my found friends from Jersey. Let me give you all a background story, so you can understand. I travel all over the world looking for young and defenseless hot boys. I have just came back from Milan and what a gay ole time I had (no pun intended). So on the way back I stopped in New York, usually I do very good with the boys here. But for some reason all the hot boys were taken by low-life looking guys. So I decided to venture out to New Jersey, because you never know what things may come. I am at a bar and the night is almost over, till I spot this hot little number from the other side of the room. We start talking and drinking; and one thing led to another. You get the picture!! So I am back at my hotel and I open my "Bags of Goodies". Standard stuff: whips, handcuffs, anal beads, leather (and lots of it), KY Jelly and mouth gags. So I tie this boy down to my bed, wasn't that hard since he was piss drunk. Funny cause he said he was a real man and could drink. No Joke people I fed him some "Fu Fu" drink, like amaretto sours. Well after I tied him down and gagged him, I had loads of fun with him. I went to work on him, like a teamster at the docks!!! Poor little boy!!! I kind of felt bad for him; I think he was asking me to stop or to give it him even harder - - I could really make out what he was saying since he was gagged. All I know when I was done with that tight little "love tunnel" of his, it looked more like the Lincoln Tunnel!!! I am just popping in to the Jersey board, because he says he posts here all the time!! Notallthere is his name. He never gave me his real name and I didn't give him mine, but he was calling me "Papi" all night long. I wish more virgins (or "Butt Pirates" like I love to call them) were as tight and innocent like him. Please let him know that I miss that sweet little "booty" of his. And that I understand that it was cold in the room (don't worry honey, it still wasn't the smallest that I have seen -- but it was close). Ciao!!! ps Notallthere, please check to see if I left my "Hello Kitty" vibrator inside of you!!! I have been looking for it ever since I left Jersey.

Who the hell do you think you are? Mikey, who is this slut? Bitch you better go back to New York with that mess. Mikey is mine honey, go find your own cute New York boy. Coming in here and trying to steal my men? Fuck that, I have worked hard to get my men: Mikey, Andrew and Koky. You better watch it bitch, next time i see you at Twist or Cactus, your ass is mine (Wow I got myself all hot with that comment). You better watch your step Mary Cum Lately, I have a 12" strap-on and am not afraid to use it. Just ask Mikey.

Only one word could explain the feeling you gave me, ECSTASY! Are you sure you are straight? You made me feel like it was my first time again. I was so nervous, when I gagged you and began to open the new tube of KY. I have never have a victim, I mean lover, flip the tables on me. You broke free of your hand restraints and took me in your arms. After that I woke up and you were gone, with my KY jelly I might add! You left me sore and without even a note to tell me where you had gone. Those ripped fuels must have awaken the animal inside of you! The reason I am posting is, that you left something at my chateau de amor. Do they look familiar? You left without leaving your number or even your email. I was hoping that we could do this again, since I didn't get to taste that virgin rear entry hole. The mere thought of your uncorrupted hole makes my mouth water and my member stiff as a starched Sunday School shirt. Hope to hear from you soon my Latin anal driller.

Hola, I have been gone for a while, been on vacation in the beautiful country of Belize. All the boys over there are shy and reserved, but once they get a drinking, watch out! My only complaint was that they didn't speak any English, but that is ok, their moans told me all I needed to know. Spent some time with my new little interest, he posts here all the time. Wildmiami. I know he has not posted in a while, thats because I had his young delectable bottom tied up on my bed. What a vacation, let me tell you people, the boy can take some punishment. He took care of me, treating me like the Queen that I am. He would massage my sore abs (from all the pelvic thrusting I was doing) and he would bathe me everyday with Coconut juice from the nearby trees. At night after I would process my dinner, he would attempt to relax me, by giving me jail house styled oral plreasure (how many licks does it take to get the middle of my tootsie pop!). I think after this perfect vacation he has become a bit shy. I just wanted to know if anyone has heard from him? He was so open to the things I wanted to try on him, much like his love hole was always open for my love rod. Well nice to be back and I hope to hear from Wildmiami very soon.

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A fan? Are you still roleplaying honey? Anways, your not hot (don't flatter yourself). Your just young, easy and a big dick-loving homosexual; your just what the doctor ordered. Speaking of doctors, its time for your colonoscopy, and I have a new instrument that I would love to use on you tonight. And another thing, stop being such a bitch and give me back my "I love New York" anal beads.

I feel so badly about all the drama that has popped in recently, and to be honest I feel guilty about all of it. I think you people should lay off Mikey and Andrew (my boys), they have had a bad weekend because of me. They weren't too willing this past monday, so I had to take matters into my own hands (I can't believe I am telling all this). It started out like any other Monday Night Butt Fest. Mikey was already in party mode and very touchy feely, Andrew arrives later on with his laptop full of unreleased mp3's. So we start drinking and hearing Andrew's new stuff (that he downloaded) and we began trying on our "little costumes" for the night's festivities. Of course Andrew and Mikey wanted the cheerleading outfits (too bad because I looked great in one), so I was stuck with the Miami Dolphin's football jersey (#69 of course). I couldn't help myself, they looked so good in those uniforms. So I attacked them both and to my surprise they didn't want to walk down the hersey highway at that moment. Well you people don't really know me, I can get pretty frustrated and aggressive when told "NO" (No means Yes anyways!!). So I had to whip out my carbon steel handcuffs and tie them both to my bed posts. I was going to start "going to town" on the both of them, but as you all know very well, they wouldn't "Shut Up". So I had to gag them and I was very very rough with them. At one point they both shed of tear, don't know if it was from fear or of happiness. In closing, I just want to apologize on their behalf. Go easy on my boys. Ciao!! Ps Mikey or Andrew, can you check if I left my "I love New York" anal beads inside one of you? They mean alot to me.

Ah, what a delight, my two delicious New York boys are back in town. Again, these New Yorkers are so tough on their "conquests" they don't return my phone calls or answer their cells when I call late at night. Its been a long time since I "rock" Andrew's spikes from the back or introducing Mikey to some good ole' fashion A-holes. I miss those late night "reach arounds" that both of these fine example of New York boys use to give me. Mikey your comment about these filthy Cubans, made my pants grow tighter (if you know what I mean, and I know you know what I mean). You telling them to "go back south", how about you going down on me? You are right, these people from Miami have no clue about two hot little boys like yourselves. After Robbie Rivera, why don't the both of you come over my house for some afterhours at my house. I will provide the K-holes and you two just bring those tight little A-holes. Ciao!

My favorite word is said and "Poof" I am there. Overgrown penis? Damn baby where have you been all my life? Yummy and spikey hair too? You must be mouthwatering!! I would love to rock your spikes, while you are down on your knees pleasuring my "love wand" while you play with his two neighbours below, I call that "playing the bag pipe". I love cocky boys like you, they feel so good when I break them like a wild mustang!! And what is this? You like "K-holes"? Perfect!! Another friend of mine loved K-holes, Mikeydny (how sweet he was). But I got Mikey out of K-holes and into "A-holes". And he hasnt looked back since. Talk to you later BIG BOY!!

DJ Demo!!! Baby!!!! Where have you been? You havent called me since that special night that we shared together. I know we both drank alot GHB that night, and you probably dont remember my name, although I wrote it on your succulant buttocks that night. I know that you remember those many special moments that we shared together. Dont act like you dont remember, you told me that I could be your "Private DJ". Because I was dropping beats on your ass all night long. Did you ice your "love canal" after that night? Just asking because you left my house walking funny. I cannot believe that you havent called me or even returned my phone calls. You left your driver's license on my night table and your man panties in my hamper. I cannot believe that was your first time!!! You took it like a veteran. I understand that you must feel confused and guilty, but dont worry those feelings will fade, just like the hemorroids and the swelling. Well, I just wanted to let you know that you were the best "Hershey Highway" I have ever tasted. I kept smelling my fingers after our encounter for days.

I am back boys and girls, well maybe just the boys (the hot ones). I saw this delicious little thread and i could not resist my self. All this talk about "boy bands" and turning someone out like a $5 dollar crack whore, got me all "hot and bothered". I know this Bobby Radical, I know him really well. But he didn't "turn me out like a $5 crack whore", he treated me better than my cell mate in Dade County lock up. By the way, Bobby, you left your "anal beads" and "g-string" at my house. And who is that yummy dj in the flyer for Exile? He makes my mouth water just looking at him, even more then a spicy Polish sausage. Thats dj Gio? Wow, Miami's little circuit djs keep on getting yummier by the minute!!! First that delicious little dj Demo, now Gio (I wish I could keep them both, I would call them "Now and Later") Great name too for your club (Sin), after a night with that hot little dj, I am going to need to confess my sins!!! These djs have the cutest names too, Armand and Gio, all sounding like exotic Male Cologne. Well I am definitely going to swing by this little party. Hopefully Gio will let me put my needle on his record, as long as he doesn't do any scratching. ps Tell Bobby that I have a nice big, PA-"ROD"-IY FOR HIM....

Who is a fluffer? Lord knows I need some fluffing right now!! What kind of acting are you looking for? I use to do gay adult movies, I was very good at it. Got in to many a fight, because they said I was a drama queen. But I would tell them, "I am just a Queen, baby!!" Anyways what kind of movies are you going to shoot? I have very good acting skills, I am great with make-up and even better with wardrobe. Maybe I am what you need, I cant play the fiddle but I am good with the "meat flute". I have only one request if I make the cut for this movie, my own private dressing room. It must be fully stocked with dildos and oiled up Jersey boys that are good at doing "guido anal pumping". I will wait for your reply, I will just wait here with my pinky up my "love tunnel". Ciao