notrichard

... you can never make 'em go BACK to nowhere when you want 'em to. What a bitch!

Haven't seen that one before...

Holy mackeral Andy...

Couldn't agree with ya' more...

...somebody came up with a BETTER mousetrap.

Okay... show of hands... who here is NOT constantly searching for pleasure. And those of you holding your hands up, what da' hell's-a-matter wit ya'?

Yeah, I know, I know. Sometimes ya' just gotta' live with it.

That's me okay. Bronze Pour. uh-huh.

I've seen erect nipples before, but...

.... 'nuff said.

... if it doesn't hurt, you're not doin' it right...

Nothing says "friend" like a brand-spankin'-new, state-o-the-art dildo. After all, that's what friends are for, right?

...after a night of insane partying... the guys are nursing their hangovers at the corner coffee shop when Bob staggers in... "BOOOBBB... where ya' been?" "Shit man, I dunno' WHAT happened last night... all I know is I woke up this morning with the biggest hard on in my hand..." "Yeah, so what's wrong with that man?".... "it wasn't mine...."

...LEFT handed?

Sent you a picture of his X? That'll show her.