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  1. Well said Grope.

    You forgot to point out that besides Moo's lazy-eyed punching bag of a face in every picture, these faggots can't seem to take enough pictures of that fat, pale sloth-like creature with the goatee. Who the fuck is that kid and why is he on a website with the words "guido" in it???

    He falls short of being anything close to a guido.

    Njguido has disgraced all Guidos in the tristate area.

    HBK

  2. Don't worry about it, Grope, THE ALLIANCE still lives on as the well oiled machine it was come to be.

    You obviously will be greatly missed by your boys, but come Labor Day......watchout guidettes, the Grope will be in full effect.

    Until then, I, the Heartbreak Kid, will take on the responsibility of being the fearless leader of THE ALLIANCE.

    WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN, GROPE!!

    And don't forget us when you're in the city, in your phat apartment, and groping all those hot, snotty, NYC bitches.

    WHEEEEEEEYYYYYYYUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

    goose

  3. Originally posted by johnneebee

    For those of you who will be in Belmar this weekend....I will be bartending at Bar A..tonight (Friday) at the Ladies Room Bathroom Bar outside and Managing Bar A on Sat/Sun/Mon.....

    If you stop by and say HELLO..all CP'ers will get a Bar A..V.I.P. card & a FREE DRINK....:drunk:

    If DJ'ais gets too crowded or if there are any fights...stop on down..YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!!! Any afterhours partys tonight in Belmar??:D

    BRWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Bar Anticipation VIP cards???? You gotta be freakin kiddin me!!!

    BAR A SUCKS!! Stop letting in people wearing sandles and khakis and then maybe we'll talk.

  4. Originally posted by monsterguido46

    As the biggest, strongest, and best lookking member of the Alliance I shall say a few words. I am not taking sides here because I do not know what is going on and who started this mess. But as a member of the alliance, they know I can shrug there body weight and with the wariors on top, I would rather see which group can get carried out of clubs more. Which members have the proper techniques of falling down, who gets the best K mustache, who has the freshest K breath and rejuv/coconut flavored GHB. I know my G tastes the worst so I win there. My back is by far wider then the boulevard in Seaside. I will crawl my way up the stairs at temps this weekend as Denny consistantly blasts relentless and my 6'5 260lb mass of me will dominate all of you. You are all a bunch of Dave Mondo tapes

    While you are definately the biggest member of the Alliance, I am the best looking hands down. and you know that's true, Monster.

    Besides that little falsehood, I agree with the rest of your post.

  5. Originally posted by stardo

    Im so proud of you!!! You fixed your name!!!;)

    Dookie11 and I have a tentative plan on gracing Djais with our presence this Friday.

    Make sure you let grop out of his cage so that he can join us that night.Watch out guidette monsters he is the handsome man he writes he is:hump:

    Oh yeah dont forget to bring your shaky little friend :bootysha: !!

    Im passing out with just the thought of seeing Grop again:makeout:

    LOL, yes I did in fact fix my name as you suggested.

    Unfortunately for you and dookie11, I will not be able to go down to Belmar until Sat. night.

    However, Grope and Shlong will be there, as will the rest of the Alliance members.

    If you're lucky, maybe our paths will cross in the near future.

    ;)

  6. Originally posted by tunnelbandit

    Fucking guidos man...

    Hey Tunnelfaggot: YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKIN LOSER ON THIS BOARD!

    I could picture what you look like: 5'10", 150lbs, nosering, bleached blonde hair, those hideous big holes in your ears, big ass cargo pants covering up a pair of dirty airwalks, glow sticks in your pockets, a bookbag w/ patches all over it, and ugly as sin.

    Am I right, Pussy??

    You're just jealous of guidos cuz we look the way you wish you did, get the girls that dissed you all your life, drive the cars you can't afford, and go to the places where you can't get into to.

    IF YOU HAVE SUCH A PROBLEM W/ GUIDOS, GET THE FUCK OFF OUR BOARD.

    Better yet, come to Djai's this weekend so we could settle this, Pussy.

  7. Originally posted by carusomaas11

    Rumor has it 2 of my crew members dualed it out with you a couple of weekends ago, and won the prize of two hot guidette monsters. We're up 1-0. ;)

    so in other words...the answer to that question is yes...handled, mangled, and marauded. next please...

    listen fag, you obviously know who we are and what we are capable of; you are just another pussy who sweated us in college and now have no other way to prove yourself to us than to make up ridiculous shit.

    We destroyed your kind in college, and we continue to do so now.

    If you wanna battle us, say the word.

    -Goose

  8. Originally posted by vip-tech

    I'M GOING TO TAKE IT EASY ON YOU " GROPPY " CUZ YOU MUST HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD THE PREVIOS POSTS BY THIS DOUCHEBAG "PUSSYLIPS". MABYE IT'S TOO MUCH SUN, OR TOO MUCH PUSSY, EITHER WAY I UNDERSTAND.

    WE, ARE THE WARRIORS THE ULTAMITE FORM OF GUIDO'S ( not preppies) WHO IN TURN RUN THE ENTIRE TOWN OF SEASIDE. WE SET THE PACE, AND THE TONE DOWN THERE. WE ARE 50 DEEP ON A BAD DAY SO DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND BE WITH US NOT AGAINST US. WE WISH NO HARM UPON THE ALLIANCE, JUST THESE PREPPY PUSSY FAGGOTS WHO ARE PREJUDICE AGAINST OUR FELLOW GUIDO BROTHERS.BUT, I MUST SPEAK UP WHEN AN OUTSIDER THREATENS TO SHOVE A FERAGAMMO UP ONE OF MY CREW'S ASS.

    ON THAT NOTE ENJOY THE GUIDETTE MONSTERS OF BELMAR AS THERE ARE SO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM. MABYE JUST MABYE, IF THE SUN AND MOON LINE UP JUST RIGHT, OUR 2 CREW'S WILL JOIN FORCES, HEAD TO THE HAMPTONS, AND GIVE THESE ABERCROMBIE BITCHES A TASTE OF THE GOOD LIFE

    CARRY ON BOYS --- VIP-TECH

    Hey VIP,

    Yes, there was alot of confusion. I talked to Grope and we cleared it up; he was under the impression that those preppy fags were the Warriors. Our bad.

    You guys are to Seaside what Alliance is to Belmar. Keep things in check down there and we'll make our way to Temps or Surf Club one of these days.

    I don't know if our crews could ever join forces though, cuz it might be too much for the State of New Jersey (along w/ all the guidette monsters that inhabit it).

    If you need us, you'll know where to find us.... on stage at Djai's.

  9. Yo Grope,

    lol, I'm just getting accustomed to this corporate bs. I'll be at the office till at least 10 tonite!! If you're gonna be in the city around that time, gimme a call.

    You gotta introduce me to stardo and her guidette friends tomorrow night..... then again, you might not want to introduce them to the best looking member of the Alliance :D

    -goose

  10. Originally posted by stardo

    Yeah he probly shouldnt talk with a screen name that is spelled incorrectly. HEARBREAKKID:laugh:

    :lol3:

    Being that grop is such a perfectionist.

    I think the ALLIANCE would be ashamed of you!!!

    You know it's illegal to pretend to be a friend of Grop's and Shlonger's.

    Just kidding. Welcome aboard handsome:love2:

    OH MY GAWD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I SPELT MY FREAKIN NAME WRONG!!

    THE ALLIANCE IS GONNA KILL ME!! :(

    -goose

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