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  • Birthday 01/21/1979

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  1. oh shit i forgot my signature HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. THIS SONG IS THE SHIT> FELL ASLEEP TO IT EVERY NIGHT AS A YOUNG MULE Once I had a donkey, his name was Nowell And for whatever reason, he sings the vowels. He never went to college, he never went to school But he became the envy of all the other mules. You should hear him sing, oh, the vowels. You should hear him sing, oh, my Nowell. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. One day the big circus came to my town To give my little donkey a very special crown. My donkey became the leader of the ring Now the entire country gets to hear him sing. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. So when you feel that you cannot cope with school Think of the story of the educated mule. 'Cause if my Nowell can learn the vowels, I'm sure you can learn them as well. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Hey faggots, you probably didnt think the donkey had a compationate side. Well Honey wanted to know what my favorite song was. Theres only one song that brings a tear to donkeysboys eyes. My donkey mom used to sing this to me while I went to sleep. Respect this fucking song faggots. This is the last fucking time you'll see compationate donkeyboy. Once I had a donkey, his name was Nowell And for whatever reason, he sings the vowels. He never went to college, he never went to school But he became the envy of all the other mules. You should hear him sing, oh, the vowels. You should hear him sing, oh, my Nowell. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. One day the big circus came to my town To give my little donkey a very special crown. My donkey became the leader of the ring Now the entire country gets to hear him sing. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. So when you feel that you cannot cope with school Think of the story of the educated mule. 'Cause if my Nowell can learn the vowels, I'm sure you can learn them as well. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. For your sake you better not be fucking white bread. As NJBIGTIME properly put it your the white devil if thats so. How the fuck could you dare bring white bread onto this board. The worst fucking carbs for us. I hope you consider yourself whole wheat. This could mean trouble bitch. i know a lot of fucking people that are going to be pissed if you contain the type of carbs we fucking hate and despise. HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET US FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Being Donkeyboy there are a lot of adjustments I've had to make with my new found fame. #1 my groupies. Its pretty much obvious who leads that crew. You guessed it the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOman. The guy just thinks im the greatest. He never stops with the compliments. MOO I APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being a donkey obviously I've talked about knocking girls unconcious with my 4 pound nut sack. However if you can imagine the 4 pound nut sack, ladies just try and imagine the donkey dong connected to it. My biggest problem with all clubs are the urinals. My donkey size cock is just too god damn big. I am starting a petition for every mens urinal to have not just adult urinals, but also childrens urinals. My giant donkey dong can never fully relax and flow freely in the wind like it needs and wants to. I consistantly have to restrain it, which is quite uncomfortable. The adult urinals are just to high off the ground. I never get to fully enjoy relieving myself, instead I'm concentrating on not letting my head hit the bottom of the urinal or be sucked down teh fucking thing. To all clubs in Jersey. Please for the sake of the donkeys. INSTALL CHILDREN URINALS. WE TO SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY RELIEVING OURSELVES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. RDN Where the fuck have you been., You go to the gym anymore. Gotta see you soon. Gettin the shakes. Where you gonna be this weekend. HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. the donkey will be out. HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWIN as usual. Cant wait for thursday when I get to win all of stacked money at black jack. Tryin to find some more people. Its gonna be sick.
  8. Stacked watch the way you write your replies. A lot of bad things going on in the world today. Your last statement could be taken the wrong way. Here it is and I quote, "I love little boys". Just lookin out man. Dont want people gettin the wrong idea. There are a lot of fucking querrs on this gay ass board. But we could beat the fuck out of them anyway. DB HAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. I too have had the pleasure of meeting NJBIGTIME> NJSTACKED was being modest. This individual is one of a kind. Most people at first impression believe they are shaking the hand of not a human, but one giant muscle. Quit the intimidating figure. Stacked saying that he sports some serious guns is an understatement. First of all the his neck, nonexistent, it is one giant muscle. His traps have somehow molded into one. He can no longer bend his neck to look down, due to the fussion of muscle he needs to bend his entire waste. Now back to the biceps. I wouldnt call them bicepts but giant wings. If youve ever seen an eagle open up his wings when sitting on tree you can then understand the concept. When NJBIGTIME is asked to flex his biceps they seem to enlarge to a point where if there is a big enough gust of wind he may just take off and soar the like the eagle he appears to be. This is unheard of. He's in his bulking stage right now preparing for summer. He is not human but a specimen. If any of you have the opportunity or pure luck of seeing him, take advantage because there's nothing else like it out there.
  10. Disciple #1 AKA GAYGUY it has come to my attention that you have gone above and beyond the call of duty to help fund the revolution by the donkeys. You put yourself in uncomfortable circumstances which we appreciate. What we mean by that is that you went out last night to a straight club. No dudes for ya. MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH SEEIN GUYS YOU KNEW YOU HAD NO CHANCE AT. We want to thank you for the 250 dollars you gathered from the people throwing the money. it will be put towards your training. We hope you were able to go one night without having your butt pluged. THANKS AGAIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. You guessed it. Gayguy (disciple #1) sporting his new pink volkswagon beetle showed up at the Colliseum last night. Your probably wondering how I know. Well as you all know themoo and gayguy are going through intensive training as we speak. Last night they were scheduled to have their asses kicked by the donkeys. Only themoo showed up. When we asked the moo where #1 was he said that #1 can never miss a thursday night but plugging from his man stefaaan who is a bartender at colliseum which is a gay club. He even was bragging about his new vw beetle. He had it custome painted pink with a big rainbow running down the middle of it like a racing stripe. Disciple #1 this is non acceptable. The donkeys will not tollerate it. You do your own but plugging on your time. Thats one strike. In donkeyland its 2 strikes and your out. I know you'll show up for your ass kicking tonight. Donkey says come with themoo and be a good disciple!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Disciple #1, Cargay You scrawny piece of shit. I never fucking wrote a pm saying i was afraid of you. I wanted to know if i fucking knew you faggot. I dont and to tell you the truth at this point in time I cant wait to meet you. Dont fucking come on this board making up fucking lies. Be a fucking man faggot. See now im actually a little heated. I have never once gotten heated on this board. Dont post bullshit. Post my fucking pm. Not once in it did I say I was worried about you fucker. Now shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!! this fucking thread doesnt even deserve a Haaaawww!!!!!!d
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