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  1. oh shit i forgot my signature HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. THIS SONG IS THE SHIT> FELL ASLEEP TO IT EVERY NIGHT AS A YOUNG MULE Once I had a donkey, his name was Nowell And for whatever reason, he sings the vowels. He never went to college, he never went to school But he became the envy of all the other mules. You should hear him sing, oh, the vowels. You should hear him sing, oh, my Nowell. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. One day the big circus came to my town To give my little donkey a very special crown. My donkey became the leader of the ring Now the entire country gets to hear him sing. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. So when you feel that you cannot cope with school Think of the story of the educated mule. 'Cause if my Nowell can learn the vowels, I'm sure you can learn them as well. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. Hey faggots, you probably didnt think the donkey had a compationate side. Well Honey wanted to know what my favorite song was. Theres only one song that brings a tear to donkeysboys eyes. My donkey mom used to sing this to me while I went to sleep. Respect this fucking song faggots. This is the last fucking time you'll see compationate donkeyboy. Once I had a donkey, his name was Nowell And for whatever reason, he sings the vowels. He never went to college, he never went to school But he became the envy of all the other mules. You should hear him sing, oh, the vowels. You should hear him sing, oh, my Nowell. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. One day the big circus came to my town To give my little donkey a very special crown. My donkey became the leader of the ring Now the entire country gets to hear him sing. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. So when you feel that you cannot cope with school Think of the story of the educated mule. 'Cause if my Nowell can learn the vowels, I'm sure you can learn them as well. And he says, A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. A-E-I-O-U Sing my little donkey, sing. HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  4. For your sake you better not be fucking white bread. As NJBIGTIME properly put it your the white devil if thats so. How the fuck could you dare bring white bread onto this board. The worst fucking carbs for us. I hope you consider yourself whole wheat. This could mean trouble bitch. i know a lot of fucking people that are going to be pissed if you contain the type of carbs we fucking hate and despise. HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET US FUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. Being Donkeyboy there are a lot of adjustments I've had to make with my new found fame. #1 my groupies. Its pretty much obvious who leads that crew. You guessed it the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOman. The guy just thinks im the greatest. He never stops with the compliments. MOO I APPRECIATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Being a donkey obviously I've talked about knocking girls unconcious with my 4 pound nut sack. However if you can imagine the 4 pound nut sack, ladies just try and imagine the donkey dong connected to it. My biggest problem with all clubs are the urinals. My donkey size cock is just too god damn big. I am starting a petition for every mens urinal to have not just adult urinals, but also childrens urinals. My giant donkey dong can never fully relax and flow freely in the wind like it needs and wants to. I consistantly have to restrain it, which is quite uncomfortable. The adult urinals are just to high off the ground. I never get to fully enjoy relieving myself, instead I'm concentrating on not letting my head hit the bottom of the urinal or be sucked down teh fucking thing. To all clubs in Jersey. Please for the sake of the donkeys. INSTALL CHILDREN URINALS. WE TO SHOULD BE ABLE TO ENJOY RELIEVING OURSELVES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  6. RDN Where the fuck have you been., You go to the gym anymore. Gotta see you soon. Gettin the shakes. Where you gonna be this weekend. HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  7. the donkey will be out. HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWIN as usual. Cant wait for thursday when I get to win all of stacked money at black jack. Tryin to find some more people. Its gonna be sick.
  8. Stacked watch the way you write your replies. A lot of bad things going on in the world today. Your last statement could be taken the wrong way. Here it is and I quote, "I love little boys". Just lookin out man. Dont want people gettin the wrong idea. There are a lot of fucking querrs on this gay ass board. But we could beat the fuck out of them anyway. DB HAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  9. I too have had the pleasure of meeting NJBIGTIME> NJSTACKED was being modest. This individual is one of a kind. Most people at first impression believe they are shaking the hand of not a human, but one giant muscle. Quit the intimidating figure. Stacked saying that he sports some serious guns is an understatement. First of all the his neck, nonexistent, it is one giant muscle. His traps have somehow molded into one. He can no longer bend his neck to look down, due to the fussion of muscle he needs to bend his entire waste. Now back to the biceps. I wouldnt call them bicepts but giant wings. If youve ever seen an eagle open up his wings when sitting on tree you can then understand the concept. When NJBIGTIME is asked to flex his biceps they seem to enlarge to a point where if there is a big enough gust of wind he may just take off and soar the like the eagle he appears to be. This is unheard of. He's in his bulking stage right now preparing for summer. He is not human but a specimen. If any of you have the opportunity or pure luck of seeing him, take advantage because there's nothing else like it out there.
  10. Disciple #1 AKA GAYGUY it has come to my attention that you have gone above and beyond the call of duty to help fund the revolution by the donkeys. You put yourself in uncomfortable circumstances which we appreciate. What we mean by that is that you went out last night to a straight club. No dudes for ya. MUST HAVE BEEN TOUGH SEEIN GUYS YOU KNEW YOU HAD NO CHANCE AT. We want to thank you for the 250 dollars you gathered from the people throwing the money. it will be put towards your training. We hope you were able to go one night without having your butt pluged. THANKS AGAIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. You guessed it. Gayguy (disciple #1) sporting his new pink volkswagon beetle showed up at the Colliseum last night. Your probably wondering how I know. Well as you all know themoo and gayguy are going through intensive training as we speak. Last night they were scheduled to have their asses kicked by the donkeys. Only themoo showed up. When we asked the moo where #1 was he said that #1 can never miss a thursday night but plugging from his man stefaaan who is a bartender at colliseum which is a gay club. He even was bragging about his new vw beetle. He had it custome painted pink with a big rainbow running down the middle of it like a racing stripe. Disciple #1 this is non acceptable. The donkeys will not tollerate it. You do your own but plugging on your time. Thats one strike. In donkeyland its 2 strikes and your out. I know you'll show up for your ass kicking tonight. Donkey says come with themoo and be a good disciple!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  12. Disciple #1, Cargay You scrawny piece of shit. I never fucking wrote a pm saying i was afraid of you. I wanted to know if i fucking knew you faggot. I dont and to tell you the truth at this point in time I cant wait to meet you. Dont fucking come on this board making up fucking lies. Be a fucking man faggot. See now im actually a little heated. I have never once gotten heated on this board. Dont post bullshit. Post my fucking pm. Not once in it did I say I was worried about you fucker. Now shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!! this fucking thread doesnt even deserve a Haaaawww!!!!!!d
  13. Congrats to disciple #1 aka cargay. He is the first of many to recieve FAGGOT OF THE DAY> Im sure there are many more to come. feel free to write an acceptance thread. you deserve a moment in the spot light. HAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  14. Disciple #1 it has come to my attention one of your major flaws is spelling. Especially ranging from 1st grade until about 3rd. Lets try your stupid ass post again. Its TEACH you fucking moron not TECH. Gain some fucking respect for yourself. Stop replying you continue to embarass yourself. Being a disciple of the donkeys you need to understand that in a small way your not only embarassing yourself with every post and when people see you, but the donkeys have taken on the challenge to try and help your fucking pathetic life. Your getting gayer and gayer as the day goes on. Lets stop for today and try and start again tomorrow. HEY FAGGOT TODAY JUST WASNT YOUR DAY> BUT FROM THE LOOKS OF IT MOST OF THEM ARENT> HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Why disciple #1 is such a fruit loop. He's making a great run at Faggot of the Month with is posts today. He's on fire, forget fire this faggot is FFFFFFFFLLLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  16. Disciple #1 this is not helping your homo status bro. Your slipping deeper and deeper. The donkeys are not going to be able to help you if this shit continues. You need to atleast portray to the donkeyland members that there is some sort of small stub down there between your legs, not just a fuckin black whole. Cmon have some fucking respect for yourself. Its just getting down right disgusting and patheticl HAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Bitch im not the fucking one making up these new names bitch. Carguy understand that your last responce has just up your training for another month. You need to learn respect. We're trying to get you out of homo land and bring you into donkeyland. DONKEY SAYS give us a big HAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! bitch For your ignorance not only are you going to suffer, but so is your partner disciple #2 THEMOO. If one of you fucks up the other pays as well. #2 is not going to be happy with #1. Shape up bitch!!!!!!! HAAAAAAWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. GOOD DISCIPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. THE DONKEYS AND OUR DISCIPLES BACK CLUBITUP.COM HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
  20. the donkeys cant help that carguy cant fucking spell. That is the next phase of training. First we have to get the homo out of him. HAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. This is simply getting out of hand. These fucks actually think there something special. Fucking VIP cards, buses to fucking clubs. This is fucking pathetic. Then we have disciple #2 (THEMOO) who wants to be a celebrity so fucking bad that he puts his ugly fucking face in every god damn picture. I am officially telling all my disciples to say fuck NJHOMO.com. These guys think there fucking special because they take pictures at clubs and post them. Your site sucks, your 80's pictures are a fucking waste of space and keep moo off the fucking team all together. Fuck NJHOMO DB out HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEY MOO MAN gain some weight faggot
  22. Too busy this afternoon for your broke ass. Closing some major deals. My disciples are in intense training. I'm makin them short and sweat today bitch. But I give it to your mom long and raw. She absolutely loves it that way. HAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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