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good luck G

You should definitely check it out. We've been doing the pre-party thing over there for the past few weeks to help out my boys Davis G and TOMe, then over to ABYSS. Although, last week We didn't leave till late because of the Dominatrix party and almost missed ABYSS. I'll tell the guys to put you on their guest list, check your PM's.

Wednesdays Club RIO NightQuil THE NIGHTTIME ITCHY, THIRSTY, BORED, HORNEY, SO YOU CAN DANCE MEDICINE Pain Relief by Guest DJ's Luigi and Falzone LADIES FREE ALL NIGHT Guys just $3 $2 beer and shot specials NOT performing live tonight Who Da Funk- Shiny Disco Balls Club RIO the cure for the common club 85 Lafayatte Road Woodbridge, NJ Rout 1 south in the fords shopping plaza (The old 360 lounge) www.dekepromotions.com

thanks for the Idea, I posted my own thread.

I was told to start my own thread so here it is. and before everyone at ABYSS gets their panties in a bunch, just RELAX! RIO is just a Pre Game party before ABYSS. We will all be heading over to see Lasgo tonight after RIO. We like going to RIO first, because it's local, Cheap, and there aren't a bunch of people running around in Red and White polo shirts going "Welcome to Friday's". Plus we are friends with the guys who host the party so we try to show them some love by helping promote them. Trust me, there is no way we are trying to compete with ABYSS! we'll see everyone tonight.

Pre-Game at Club RIO in Woodbridge Ladies FREE guys just $3 till 11pm $2 shot specials all night Route 1 north between menlo and woodbridge mall straight shot From RIO to route 9 to ABYSS 10 minutes tops 85 Lafayatte road Woodbridge, NJ www.mapquest.com

get ready for some freaky shit! www.fyredanzer.com

Start your night off at Club RIO and then head to your favorite wednesday night party Club RIO 85 Lafayatte road Woodbridge, NJ 08337 Presents Part One of The Bed Room DJ's Wednesday August 28th The Black-n-Blue Party With Dominatrix FYREDANZER Doors open @9pm guest DJ Jason Falzone Ladies NO COVER Guys only $3 $2 coors lights $2 Shot Specials all types of martinis served Club RIO is the old 360 lounge/club 30+/sports section cafe. next to Vintage Vinyl for more info. goto www.dekepromotions.com www.clubrionj.com

Here try this next time! THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the "Agreement" is entered into on the ___ day of ____, 20__, by _____, between ____________ and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over -- unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM -- we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that "lovemaking" shit -- only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the "backup," unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good. 8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it -- I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend." 17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just fuck you. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one -- no condoms, no fucking. Carry your ass home. 21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please -- don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. * EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understand the rules. Participating Party Signature: ________________________ Date:________________ Participating Party Signature________________________ Date:________________ -- :deal:

...this is turning into something crazy!

Yeah...they signed Anthony Acid for the fall. That is confirmed!

Our group has recieved 100 tickets to go see the Somerset Patriots Thursday August 29th We own a whole section It's not Yankee stadium but its fun, local and they serve beer! The game starts at 7pm and will be over just in time to go out Thursday night. we encourage everyone who is interested to contact us and get these FREE tickets before they run out. Deke Promotions the tickets were given to us as part of an advertisemnet package and we're just looking to party, so come join us. Plus a whole section of young club people can get very interseting.

SPANK ME Club RIO Wednesdays

Want to DJ a club but can't get a spot? Do you keep telling your friends you have what it takes but can't find a place to prove it? Do you DJ now but want another spot during the week to rip it up? contact us. e-mail we are looking for some new fresh talent

A BIG FU...to that Damn Trucker who almost ran me off the road on 287 coming home from work tonight!!! :bigfinge: :bigfinge: Here's to you....you stupid F!!!