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juleswinfield

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  1. Thought James And cousin Dave worked at Spicy/Jimbos?
  2. Sorry Officer, cant help ya on that one!
  3. Tomorrow we go to the party in the Long Island. We will drink and do many drugs. I want to eat the supper and to find hot girls there to.
  4. I have 2.The one that im usually on is WAKEUP76. The other is Heinzs sweaty Tshirt. If you see me on feel free to hit me up with any questions you might have.
  5. agreed, both cd's are great. Him and Cebellos are going to be at ARC very soon
  6. I thought it was a type of Vodka
  7. If you can,try and bring some with you. I brought mine in an asprin bottle and had no trouble at all.
  8. Thats not a belt..THATS AN EQUATOR!!!!!!!!LOL
  9. Yea, ok, stalker:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
  10. just when we think she is gone forever she turns up on another board with some more drama. good reading
  11. A kid comes home from school and catches his father at the top of the stairs with a condom on. When the kid asks, "Dad what are you doing?" he replies flustered, "Err, Looking for a mouse." The kid replies, "Why, what ya gonna do, Fuck it?"
  12. As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Krista and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Krista, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Krista, and you are losing some of your load!" When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says... ... Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in Canada and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!
  13. A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell and the wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I wait?" "No, come in." They sit down and the friend says "You know Kim , you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Kim thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred Dollars on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred Bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Kim thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred Dollars on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves. A while later, Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 Bucks he owes me?"
  14. Why did Michael Jackson call the group Boys II Men????.................. Because he thought they we a delivery service!!!!
  15. An elderly couple is traveling down the street during a crazy rainstorm. All of a sudden, the car hits a bump and the woman screams to her husband to stop the car. The woman gets out to check the damage and sees that her husband ran over a skunk. She picks up the skunk and gets back into the car, telling her husband to find the nearest vet. In the meantime, the husband tells her that she must keep the skunk warm and suggests she put it between her legs. "But what about the smell?" the woman asks. The husband turns to her and says, "Just put your fingers over its nose."
  16. A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
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