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:rolleyes:

I wish I could wear a short skirt! They're easier for me to find since I'm 5'8" but, I also weigh just under 100 lbs so...I'll just stay wearing jeans and my Lugz.

I completely agree with Sexxyme and Danamdkny. Hands drive me up crazy (Maybe it's a Gemini thing?), a sexy back makes me drool, and a nice ass makes me wanna touch.

The other day, my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club". One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm a little worried by the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the banker in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home...

Are there any S&M clubs tonight? Something close to that would probably work also.

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American who, nevertheless, started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said "You Australian folk eat the whole bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast and replied, "of course". The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia." The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence. The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Sighing, the Australian replied "Of course". Cracking his gum between his teeth the American said "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia". The Australian then asked "Do you have sex in the States"? The American smiled and said "Why of course we do". The Australian leaned closer and asked "And what do you do with the condoms once you have used them?". "We throw them away of course" said the American Now it was the Australians turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States. Why do you think its called Wrigley's"?

Good idea

Sounds like Eminem inspired this one....

In the New York message boards there was a post asking what everyones sign is. A lot of people responded but, now Im curious about what sign or signs you find you're most attracted to and what you sign (again) is as well.

I'm a Gemini...err... both of us are Gemini's

ahh...now I remember why I miss Cali so much.......I hate winters

OMG! Thats sick and wrong

Ever notice how ignorant someone seems when they talk in the 3rd person?

I completely feel that same way.