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so heres the situation. ive just gotten home from buying amazing goddamn pot. most likely the best ive ever smoked. i smoke just about every day and have been for quite a while, so it means something when i say this is some good shit. so anyways, im really high is what im trying to say. i hit a bowl on the roor, and its not the factory bowl, so its pretty big. and im just so high, but theres no one to tell. so i figured hey, ill go on clubplanet, and what do i find? no ones posted on here for like 6 weeks. whats goin on here? did you assholes stop smoking? did something change? did you get bitched out by a retarted girlfriend/boyfriend who for some reason doesnt like that you enjoy pot? perhaps youre broke? well theres no fucking excuses. if youre broke, go get a nice old one squirt water gun and a jacket and stick the gun in the jacket, say its a gun, run around until you find someone stupid enough to think its a real gun, and then rob them. then go get some pot. i dont condone robbing people or doing things against your moral judgement in order to support a crippling drug habit, i just think if someones stupid enough to believe that a water gun is a real gun without asking to see it, they cant handle the responsibility of having money. if someone comes up to me with a water gun and says gimme youre cash, id say, how about you shoot me in the foot first, just to prove its real. that way, at worst, you have a shot foot. you'll call the cops after and get to a hospital, and you'll be fine. youre not gonna die from it thats for sure, and it makes for a good conversation starter. "so, one time i got shot in the foot." its all over from there. and back to my point, you can test out to see if its a real gun. if you get shot who cares good convo starter, but you keep your life, and if the guys bullshitting you get to keep whatever cash you have in your pocket and save yourself the hassle of canceling all ur cards and getting new ones. seems like a sweet deal to me. wow im stoned. my goal of this post was to say some shit to the effect of "you guys should be smoking more" or something, but i think i clearly just proved that if smoking more means ending up like me, you should stick with what youre doing. the pothead add is kicking in, so peace. the private press calls. by the way, look at that signatrue. what the fuck was i thinking. would it be possible to have a worse one? i doubt it.

this segment is called: "Obviously none of you watch Conan, so you're all inferior human beings." ::Big conan smile with the thumbs up::

FUCKING ANNOYING

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Maybe they did it because you're CONSTANTLY posting twice in a row when you could easily fit all your bullshit into one, just to inflate your number of posts.

either kind of sex: fucking, or making love. there's honestly just no better way to start your day than having some sex

it feels like future is now is looping over and over in my head. i could use a snow day really badly. fucking summer.............

gonna go get me some absinthe and some of those non hangover pills, see if they work or what.

thats orgasmic. thats better than blueberry pancakes

yo has anyone ever used those pills they sell at cvs? i think they're called "chaserz" or something like that, and they supposedly make u not have a hang over if u take one right before u drink. whats the deal with those

jesus christ. i was on the pong table for like 7 games straight last nite (2 of them were 1 on 1) and then i killed half a bottle of baileys. my head fuckin HURTS

ladyshady always lovin that LA LA LA:bong: