Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for >your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows >and any other baubles that women find romantic. > >Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special >holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. >Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. >Which is why a new holiday has been created. > >March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > >Simple, effective and self - explanatory ... this holiday has been created so >your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No >cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the holiday >explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of >Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as >men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable >March! It's like a perpetual love machine. > >The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little >push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and >peace to this crazy world!