[Fuckin Platinum friday roll call]

Originally posted by doubleplay1970

dress code no timbs

no wearing underwear unless they are someone eles and on your head. no bras unless same order and dont wear anything you wouldnt puke on lol [/quote

I'll keep that in mind, after seeing some pictures from a few weeks, back, it's not going to be hard to get some bitches panties on my head. Is there a guest list? How's the music, crowd, and what street is in on?

[Fuckin Platinum friday roll call]

Is there a dress code. What if I have on jeans, not baggy.

[Hallowee]

A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of this house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute. Who are you supposed to be?"

"We're Jack and Jill," they reply.

The man says, "you can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!"

So, they go off and a short while later they come back

dressed differently. They ring the doorbell and once

again the man opens the door.

"Well now, you're just darn cute. Who are you this time?"

"We're Hansel and Gretel," says the little boy.

"Well, I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be

Hansel and Gretel because you're black!"

Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much the later, the

man hears the bell ring again. This time when he opens

the door, there stand the two children but this time they

are BUCK NAKED.

"Oh my! And just who are supposed to be now?!!", he asks.

"Chocolate M&M's," says the little girl. "I'm plain, he's

got nuts

[wats white & black.made of plastik & dangerous to kids]

Q:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN mICHAEL jACKSON AND NEIL ARMSTRONG

A: ONE WAS THE FIRST TO WALK ON THE MOON, AND THE OTHER FU CKS LITTLE BOYS UP THE ASS

[World's Funniest Joke Named]

Is this serious?