GrammarPolice

Sure, if you like a hideous and beastly steaming piling of horse manure masquerading around as a performer, then yeah, it will never be beat. Vivacious is great to watch after 14 bumps of K.

Can I cut your hands off and sew your eyelids together?

Not that Clubplanet is much better, but watching people on JPE talk about current events is like watching helmet-wearing retards talk about nuclear fusion. I think I lost a few IQ points reading that board. Thanks for those links shaegodiva.

So should any DJ that spun at a teen club sponsored by GHB, yet JP still has a career. Go figure.

Your constant self-promotion of your appearance in a shitty-ass TV show is beyond pathetic. You have to be one of the most annoying, repulsive fuckwits to ever grace this board, and in that category are phenoms like danwilson, sexybabydunce, jonyquest and too many more to name, so you are in excellent company. For the record, no one gives a flying fuck about your TV appearance, except for the audience of 12 mongoloids that will be watching that night, which will place the show somewhere in the ratings behind beastiality porn. Congrats. Get AIDS.

Who ordered the dunce with extra stupid sauce? Holla back, yo.

Dude, like shut up already.

Good shit! Bump!

Pull your head out of your asshole. Helping, GP

I'd like to have anal sex with you, then donkey punch you three or four times. Let me know if we can arrange that. Thanks.

I did see you. I was wearing a mullet and striped kneehigh socks and you couldn't take your eyes off me. Don't be shy next time. Say hi.

Hooked on Phonics. Try it.

That's much unlike famous shoe designers who date supermodels, YET STILL try to kick it to girls on messageboards-lmao. http://bbs.clubplanet.com/showthread.php?threadid=206246

Now THAT is comedy. *golf clap*

My life is now complete.