Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your > wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and > any other baubles that women find romantic. > > Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special > holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. > > Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit > it.Which is why a new holiday has been created. > > March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." > > This sounds like a great idea so I am passing it along to you to help get > the idea up off the ground. Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this > holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just > how much you love him. > > No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town----the name of the > holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. > > That's it. > > This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a > new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to > ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. > > The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little > push to start the ball rolling. > > So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.