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why do you say that??? i know alot of doctors students lawyers, etc.. that do coke and ther fine. i dont know neone that does heroin but why do they show it to be so baad in the movies?

my girl doesnt read these boards. UNO

awesome

pussy is fresh

Which one has a better high? which one makes you feel better?

u got some coke? i'll bang u for some free blow.

So ur a fudgepacker?!

Your thoughts?

Are you a man?

i never forced neone to do nething.

How do i get my girl to suck my cock without looking like thats all i really want for my b-day... a sloppy blow job.. UNO

my question was,, why did this chick call me like 3 weeks later???

i'm not a rapist dipshit.. i never did nething with her..

So yesterday i get this random phone call from this girl.. she's like remember me .. we met a few weeks ago at-soNso- Place and she was like,,,, did we have sex? i was thrown off but.. i told her no.. i did fingerblast her and i tried to bang her but she wasnt having it and my boy banged her friend that night so we left there place at like 5 a.m. but for some reason the girl thought we had sex and she was just worried or something. i asked her if she was pregnant and she said no. doesnt matter neway cuz i didnt have sex with her but why the hell did she call me???? idunoo.. mad wierd phone call. i thought i was in the clear cuz i deleted my phone # out of her phone before i left but i forgot i left my Business card at there house. i think she thinks that we did stuff without her consent which is highly false... what happens if she goes to the authorities? p.s.. i have a girlfriend and i told my boy that night that i banged her but i really didnt bang her. UNO

I would love it if i was past out and i woke up to a girl shlobbing my knob.. whats the big deal? wouldnt the chick like that?

Fucking Priceless!!

Does anyone else ever get the urge to just dive right into some smelly pussy.. Sometimes i get the urge to eat random girls boxes after a 45 minute cardio session at the gym. Over the summer I ate this chicks cunt after my friend piledrove her.. She was past out and I was wasted so i never told her i ate her out.. UNO

i'll bang nething

my house is full of jizz stains... i use to just spunk on the carpet cuz it was a tan color and u couldnt really see it.. then i put a black light to my rug and my hole house was basically covered in cum. i never walked barefoot again. UNO

that pussy moo banned me for like the 12th time. he's a pussy. he's pissed cuz ihe has a height problem.

I was tugging my Pecker last night as i layed naked on my bed and when i shot my load it landed in my mouth and i kinda liked it.. it was hot and goowey like vanilla pudding. Does that make me gay?

i ment to say XS not XL

i was really pissed for a while but then i just ened up watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation in front of the fireplace by my self and had a great night... who cares.. I eat box

Yo, the same shit happens to me. when I'm blowing the lines its great but then afterwards when i try to go to sleep i get all paranoid... I use to try to stay up and not close my eyes from fear that i wouldnt open them ever again but then after about the 50th time i just got use to it and lay there. if i die i die.. theres nothing i can do about it... I just pray before i go to sleep that my parents dont find me dead.. my advice...stop doing coke.. i went from 3 times a week to once ever 2 months.. UNO

Anyone ever fingerblast a chick in any NJ clubs? if so which one? I got wacked off at XL lounge when i was 16 at teen night. SexMaster