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LMAO!
I forgot about this thing.
Looks like my pretty Russia girl won't find me.
I hooked up with a beautiful Greek girl from Long Island so I'm happy.
Blue eyes and Black hair. Beautiful She looks Sicilian like me but shes Greek. What a beautiful girls. Maron a Mia!
My book got clipped and he owes me 4 dimes. I better get paid LMAO!
Whos the girl playing with the records that talks Italian. Very pretty.
ciao.
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Hey cugino djmikey!
My dad vito says you must be napolitano cause youre italian is baccalat! LMAO!
i make him read the computer I dont speak italian and i can only understand a little. He says maybe you write italian from a book at the cafe! LMAFAO!
he gets mad cause hes says the computer is for estimates and not for finding russia girls LMAO!
im gonna get a roast beef and mootz for lunch from johns
maybe when i come back my russian girl finds me.
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when you dad does all the body work and repair for the owner you dont need no fucking 2 month reservation LMFAO!
my cugino petey boy does the security
fucking restaurant need security they make to much money maron! LMFAO!
bunch of bo dietls and finocchio guys! LMAO
the food is nice at il mulino i like ninos the best
to each his own
nino got a beautiful car maron!
the best restaurant for italian food is tomassos. my cugino tommy cooks like an angel oh maron a mia!
i dont need no reservation at sparks but the girls no like it as much LMAO!
if you ever go to sparks tell steve ceta the owner that joey toenails sent you you get a nice table
wheres my russia girl
maybe she likes sparks better. LMAO!!!!
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nice!
me and johnny boy tore the fucking gym up LMAFO!!!!
i drank 2 ripped fuels and did 315 bench 6 times and i only got a 31 inches waist maron a mia! LMAO
me and my crew are gonna go out to bayridge tonight and twist it up
i wanna go back to that exit tonite but my cuginos say its no good tonite LMAO!! finocchio!
i told johnny boy about this clubplanet.com but he dont have a computer! LMFAO!!
wheres my beautiful russia girl
i look fucking good tonight im so fucking pumped and i got tan LMFAO!
im gonna wear my daytona rolex tonite maybe i wear the gold submariner nice!
i always meet beautiful girls when i wear that beautiful watch LMAO!!
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still no russian girl
im going to gym now
best day of the week chest and tri LMAO!!
im gonna get a tan to
then i might go get a stretch on bath ave LMAO!
pick up my dry cleaning and maybe my russian friend will find me LMAO!
i made the mexican simonize my S this morning i hope it dont snow LMFAO!
nothing looks better than mercedes black when it shines
except my russian girl! LMFAO!!!
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hey
whos the beautiful girl speaking to me in italian
i only curse good in italian LMAO!
im from brooklyn
my mom and dad are from vittorio in sicily but the speak good english
i think it sucks there
LMAO!!
i read the words to my dad vito and he say your italian sucks LMFAO!!
he says its crazy talk and makes no sense
i told him a beautiful girl always makes sense LMAO!!!
i got crazy girls and a finocchio guys but still no pretty russian LMFAO!!
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my cugino sal told me that when i talk to girls on the AOL to say LMAO
he bangs 3 or 4 different girls a week from the AOL.
he meets lotsa girls on the AOL so i listen LMAO!
relax pal
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hey i like this clubplanet.com
my cugino sal goes on the computer all the time and hooks up like crazy LMFAO
he got this one married girl from the computer who blows him in the parking lot at the staten island mall every thursday LMAO!!
i go out with lots of girls from staten island and they all botz! LMAO!!!
he cant fuck her cause her husband would no LMFA!
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whats a PM me?
whats a git?
who are you?
LMFAO!
my cugino john lives in Massapequa on the water.
maron! what a nice fucking house
i dont think my girl said she lives in long island
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hey altima guy
we got one of those altima 3.5 come into the shop today black on black
light nose damage gave him a good estimate
this jew he changed the front grill to a nice aftermarket piece but his insurance is gonna say fuck you LMAO!
never see him again LMFAO!
not such a bad car
i road test the car and i tore it up LMAO!
at least he dont fuck up the suspension
my kid sister got the small engine that for girls LMAO!
wheres my blond russian girl?
i know her name wasnt helen i would remember that
this fucking jerkoff tells me the girls name is exit what does he think im a stunado.
its probably the number for a stretch joint like the madison club LMAO!
fanabla
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i dont think her name was exit LMFAO!
dont jerk me around pal
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my cugino matty shades at the body shop told me that he got a couple calls from some a finocchio guys lookin for me but no girls LMAO!
i think theres all a finocchio guys on this clubplanet.com LMFAO!
im gonna be at Privledge again tonite so if my girl sees this come by and ask for me joey
my cugino is the boss so no problems
i keep reaching out to you but im starting to get bored LMAO!
oh yeah if anybody needs any body work or detailing or any bullshit like that go to heavenly bodies on 16th st and 10th ave
212 691 1092
ask for matty or dennis and tell them you know joey
my shop is on mcdonald ave in brooklyn its called vitos if you live in brooklyn but i think you people live in manhattan
best shop in the boros no bullshit
ciao
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i gotta pick up a car in the city now
fucking prick wants it delivered LMAO!!!
i dont wanna play around on this clubplanet.com
call me at 212 691 1092 thats my cuginos shop
i'll be there today and monday
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hello
i know you gotta be here LMAO!
wheres my princess
i cant make you leave my head
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im serious like a fucking heart attack
how come all these a finocchio guys keep talking to me and not my bella russian LMFAO!!!
i didnt make a description of the girl
im hope maybe today shes at work and finds me
if not no seat i guess but this girl is so beautiful i cant get her out of my mind
Privledge was fucking good last night LMAO!!
i gotta go back to work its fucking tough painting silver fucking clear coat always runs LMFAO!!!!
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thats a hot picture of exit where i was last night
nice
how come im looking for a girl and all these finocchio guys keep trying to talk to me LMAO!!!!
lotsa tough guys on the computer LMFAO!!
i guess its like a club or my cafe or something
we dont like stranger either LMFAO!
i'm going to my cuginos place Privledge right now
we just reopened a couple of weeks ago
opening night was maron a mia! LMAO! the guys here should come by. ask the doorman mike for joey toenails i'll buy you a scotch
i'll give you a bottle if you find my girl
ciao
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how the fuck do you do that quote thing? LMAO!!!!
i'm like stunado with computers LMAO!
we got one at the body shop and i always break it LMAO!!
nobody gives phone numbers anymore always with these fucking email shit LMAO!
where's my girl?
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no luck yet
im not trying to break anybodies shoes or nothing
is this clubplanet all russians or something? LMAO!
wheres all my goombada chiefs? LMAO!
i dont wanna start no fights with a computer
im just trying to find a beautiful girl i met who said she was on this cluplanet.com thing
if you think my nickname is funny you should meet my cugino frankie monkey LMAO!!!!!!!
or jackie botz
only problem is when you make fun of his name he stabs you LMFAO!!!!!
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If you met her at EXIT, you must have some POOR ASS taste. You don't go to exit to meet hewas you shmuck. You drive an S-Class and go to Exit??? LMAO Good shit man.
grammerpolice
i'm not gonna get mad at you cause i'm in a good mood cause i just hit a 3 dime reversal for 12 on the lions game
plus my moms lasagna and stuffed mushrooms were perfect
i just had some nice sfogliatella and demitasse
i like thanksgiving
im just trying to find a nice beautiful girl from last night
exit is fun when i go with my crew
last time we went last year my friend got this girl blasted on k and banged her in the bathroom LMFAO! she was pretty hot.
i think she was russian. she looked like an italian race motorcycle driver. she had a hot moto cross jersey on with the patches like in the cafes on 18th ave. maron a mia!
LMAO
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hey altima feg
i'm in a good mood now cause i just hit for 12 on a 3 dime reversal on the early game
my moms lasagna and stuffed mushrooms and turkey were perfect and i just enjoyed a nice sfogliatella and demitasse
so i'm not gonna get mad at you
all i need is for my russian friend to find me on this clubplanet and i'm perfect
sweetheart - 12 dimes goes a long way on date LMAO!
i wish i knew your name
you're very beautiful
ciao bella
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my mother gave me my first name
my name in the bath ave boys is joeytoenails
you never had a nickname?
i only made fun of that feg car you dream about LMFAO!
take it easy pal
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I don't know any luigi
luigi is an old greaseball name
i think the guy that did the the granite in my bathroom was named luigi LMAO!
cugino means cousin
who doesnt know that? LMFAO!
my name is joey
toenails is my nickname
i didn't pick it LMAO
it was given to me when i was growing up on bath ave
wheres this russian girl so i can get out of here
i got 3 dimes on the lions game and i gotta get to my moms house
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Originally posted by wallflour
Why were so many people leaving when Digweed had just started?
maybe the e bombs were wearing off... LMFAO!
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take it easy pal LMAO!
the altima is a nice car not a dream car
i push them outta the way if they get in my way on the BQE LMFAO!
my cugino nicky works at bayridge nissan
if you want a good deal lemme know
my kid sister just got one LMAO!
Hottest girl at Exit last night
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you got the wrong the guy dkny8. LMAO!
you can't fit a pencil in my ass LMAO!
i like beautiful women!
i been dating a beautiful girl from my cousins place. priveledge.
this girl is so fucking beautiful i see guys shake when i walk down the block with her in my arms. maron!
my russian friend never reached out to me.
too bad for her! LMAO!
ciao everybody.