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i read this very very different than you intended it. also, dude, everyone's like 40 now. it wont work.

Yeah you figured incorrectly, dickweed.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah I remember when I used to run shit around here. Now I'm just running the streets in Europe. It's awesome how bad Euro girls want American guys. I thought it was just a rumour(that's right I spell it with a 'u' now, you silly Americans)or something, but nope. Last week I was in this building just visiting a cousin and while waiting for the elevator this 17 or 18 year old skeez rolled up and started waiting as well. She smelled so good and asked me if I had just moved in and then told me that she just moved in a month ago and blah blah. So anyway I think I'm gonna try and get her pregnant. My junk feels 9 inches deep, which is a full 2/5th of an inch larger than normal, in this place. Everytime I walk in a store they can just tell I'm an American. I always finish my shopping the same way. I roll up to the register, flick her a purple-back(£500 for you boorish Americans)wink and tell her in my best bedroom voice 'here's looking at you, kid' and just stroll the fuck out like the killer that I am. I'm in between an online poker sesh and watching Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman(so money, btw) so I'll tell you churly Americans my typical day. Wake up at about 9:30 am and go for a walk downtown to the cafes. They're all condensed and lined up and shit. Which makes it awesome for a player like me to navigate easily and pick my landing destination. So I decide on a spot and me and Christo(my cousin, he's like the Farnsworth to my Diddy i.e holds my umbrella when it rains, flips his jacket over puddles for me to walk over, etc)sit down for a spanakopita and frappe. I sit back and evaluate the situation as a gaggle of floozies all stare like Menudo's in the building. After this gets boring I tell Christo which who wins first place and have him inform her to meet us at Zook that night. I inform the losers there's always tomorrow. After this I head on over to the kafenio. This is basically an old-school social club where a lot of old Greek guys go to play cards. They're all complete dogshit at cards and I of course run shit. I always offer to never play again at a 50% discount of what I usually win which I think is fair. I'd just stop in everyday for my take. This is usually followed by many threats and American slurs and insults. One guy almost always throw chairs and tables. God, you tell someone you'd like to split their granddaughters' buns and they never forget. Anyway, I usually leave around this time. It's usually around 3-4 pm by this time. So I go pick up either Goody's or Yummy Yummy for a little lunch and head back home. I'll usually play some COD or fallout3 on PS meh yawn. MLB The Show '09 in stores in a month thank kaballah. And the day ends typically with an online poker sesh where I'm printing money and clowning fools this month. I'm about +19k for Feb. Toot! (that was my own horn) That figure is actually dogshit but here I live like a fucking Saudi Prince on it. And that's all I have to say about that.

That would be an excellent point jon if the WS had actually started in 2000. however, there exists a period of time that you might not be too familiar with and that some wacky historians refer to as the "20th century" which is also when the World Series began (1903). the yankees have appeared in 39 or 40(?) WS' since its inception I think So, ~35%? whatever. anyway, i think the Mets should first try making the playoffs before envisioning such grand accomplishments such as the YI. baby steps, people. gl though, i think the division is yours this year.

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nah dude. I mean, Boston is definitely better and you could maybe make the case the Yankees and Cleveland are as well but that's it really. Detroit might score 1100 runs this year but their pitching is not good at all. Other than Verlander and maybe Bonderman (shoulder problems)they have holes. Dontrelle was horrible last year and pithing in that division in the AL hell be wore most likely. And I hear Zumaya is nowhere near where he was 2 years ago. Mets look very good right now. Obviously Johan is gonna be great in the NL and they have two great situations with both Pedro and O. Perez pitching in contract years so they'll be motivated even more. And if Maine can pitch aywhere near where what he did in the first half of last year... Plus they get Duaner Sanchez back this year who i heard is pitching it sick in ST yo. The only thing is they're pretty weak in the corner OF spots but its not really a big deal. i'd be really surprised if they didnt win their division and ultimately go on to the Yankee Invitational. But if the Phillies win again then lol. i like how beltran was all like 'you tell 'em the METS are the team to beat this year!' ok relax tiger that line was used last year lets move on so, in summary: [x] 3 teams in the AL better than the mets [x] detroit not as good as advertised [x] mets win division and go to Yankee Invitational [ ] Mets win Yankee Invitational [ ] Haze is white [x] NY Giants fans multiply by the millions across the country [ ] CP survives comeback tour [x] Haze is actually an AZN

I'm in I guess

Of course he's been a doper for a long fucking time. In the report it states he was using in '97 or '99 I forget. But yeah he didn't use in Boston of course. No he was totally clean. And Foulke didn't use either. Or even your captain Varitek. Boston is clean but the everyone else in the league is/was using.

BOTH Radmonski and mac were employees of the Mets and Yankees. Mitchell could only get those two to flip. Of course there is going to be a disproportionate amount of NY players in the report. It's all fucking circumstantial anyway. I cannot even begin to understand why someone who is very clearly going to be biased would be put in charge of this investigation. It just discredits everything he claims. Were really supposed to believe that the Red Sox were clean while the rest of the league was doping? How delusional can you be dude? And your claim that the Yankees could not beat Boston even while they were cheating is just lollll. We've beaten you so many fucking times there were books, movies, documentaries made. You were embarrassed for the longest time. You beat us ONCE in 2004 by a fucking fluke. And last season was the FIRST time you won the division in how long? Stop the bullshit. How can you not even admit when you are wrong about something Roberts cheated yet you're not even man enough to just step up and say you made a mistake. It's cool. Fuck it. Merry Christmas.

totally understandable. but man, the mets had a clear path to the the WS this year and that didn't exactly work out. who knows tho, we'll see. i think i have to agree with them being the most storied franchise but the lakers might have to say something about that haha

fkornre, I'm not sure why o how you think Showalter put those teams together when it was actually Stick Michael orchestrated that whole thing. Anyway, I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand Torre has taken the Yanks to 6 WS in 12 years and won 4 of them. that's impressive no matter how high your payroll is. Anybody who knows baseball knows it's a probablistic game and the best team won't always win 7 game series. on the other hand...was he expecting a pay INCREASE or something? The contract he was offered was imo very fair. although, i dont really think it was about the money i think the fact that he would actually ACCEPT a pay cut would in some way represent weakness. oh well, wb to NY Joe Girardi.

yeah i want my bride to wear swastikas all over her dress on our wedding night too. i think it'll add a nice touch to the ceremony.

then, fuck i hate misspelling shit

if something is a fact than it is true. no need to be redundant, dipshit

That was only one of the best scenes/lines in the entire fucking movie, you motor-boatin' son of a bitch you. wtf

When have they ever?

this isnt aimed at you directly jonstephen or any boston fan in particular. but i swear to god you boston fans are so fucking dellusional. now everyone with a fucking B on their hat swears up and down that the Celtics are winning the East and a title? lololol they have the worst 4-12 in the NBA and fucking reek of the barkley/pippen/drexler rockets. seriously, wtf is wrong with you people. bc sucks. they would never and WONT ever beat a top 10 team on a neutral field. both the yankees and red sox cant beat the fucking indians and who knows what the bruins are doing. i hope theyre sucking. the pats are amazing tho.

obv my prediction was. i still dont like the indians. i know CC is an ae but do you honestly think carmona is one as well? and borowski is horrible. idk, i just dont like their team at all. boston shouldve sweeped them but hey, i guess money cant buy championships.

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lol what? ask steinbrenner? he bouht ALL oh his championships going back to the 70's please dont tell me you atually believe the yankees won all those rings with homegrown talent? soooooo many trades and FA signings i cant even begin to name them but ill try el duque oneill justice cone clemens wettland brosius hayes tino strawberry fielder i typed this in like .08 ses but i seriously dont want to list them all. wayy too many. money does buy championships. ask the '03 Marlins oh and, btw, your '04 Sox bought that ring. and might even buy it this year. just because the yanks can afford(because they have the highest grossing regional tv station)to pay more means shit. hows that Gagne trade working for you again?

89 degrees ew

oh k i thought we were talking about racial epithets. thats a muh better game IMO