Well, I was at Caruso's thursday and tried to ask out J-mo (angelicious) and she laughed in my face. I was sincere. I really do love you. I dont want to be gay anymore. I'm tired of waking up in the morning with sperm-farts and jizz-breath. I want to be a straight heterosexual male. But listen Jess, if you do decide to give me a chance my penis is only 3 inches long fully erect. Maybe we still have a chance???? why am i so pathetic. im sucha fucking loserrrr. Hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!