1st of all, some of the most beautiful people in the US come from Jersey, countless musicians actors, etc. NJ also has the highest population of people holding doctorate degrees and armpit? Huh, lets see, multi million $ homes 5 mins from NYC, strong sense of community, small town values in a metropolis that has just about anything you need. Oh yeah like someone said why are you even here if you hate it so much? Anyway we've got plenty of gooks round my way, but then again even though your eyes may be slanted you're probably more of a HICK!