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"I've got this workshop with Kurt Vonnegut, and--- He's my hero and-- - "
I love that movie.
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Who cares? It's like a cruise ship. It has a CASINO. You'll have to DRAG me off that mofo.
But if it works the way regular cruise ships do you can use the casino unless you are over international waters...
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Its ok... sometime it pulls up crappy ass matches though.
I notice alot of repeats too. Seems like when It cant find something you'd like it just plays something you already said "I like it" to.
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I really dont see how thats a worth while purchase...
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1. During the commercials, Jack Bauer calls the CSI detectives and solves their crimes.
2. If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
3. Jack Bauer is the 'i' in team.
4. If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
5. Nobody says 'hit me' when Jack Bauer deals Blackjack.
6. Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.
7. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Jack Bauer spared your life.
8. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
9. When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack Bauer found it and put it back.
10. Jack Bauers calender goes from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Jack Bauer.
11. Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
12. If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's fucking beef.
13. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
14. It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
15. When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.
16. Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.
17. Jack Bauer played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
18. Jack Bauer once won a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves.
19. Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.
20. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men.
21. Osama bin Laden's recent proposal for truce is a direct result of him finding out that Jack Bauer is, in fact, still alive.
22. If Jack Bauer misspells a word, your dictionary is wrong.
23. Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
24. On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
25. If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
26. Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
27. Every mathematical inequality officially ends with "< Jack Bauer".
28. When Google can't find something, it asks Jack Bauer for help.
29. Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
30. Simon Says should be renamed to Jack Bauer Says because if Jack Bauer says something then you better fucking do it.
31. When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.
32. Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.
33. Jack Bauer once double teamed a girl.. by himself.
34. Jack Bauer removed the "Escape" button from his keyboard. Jack Bauer never needs to escape.
35. Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.
36. When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
37. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.
38. There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
39. In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the fuck have you done with your life?
40. Jack Bauer can get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30.
41. When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
42. Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
43. You can lead a horse to water. Jack Bauer can make him drink.
44. Men are ok with their wives fantasizing about Jack Bauer during sex; because they are doing the same thing.
45. Guns dont kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.
46. Your attraction to Jack Bauer in no way affects your sexual orientation.
47. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
49. When Jack Bauer goes to the airport and the metal detector doesn't go off, security gives him a gun.
50. Jack Bauer once arm wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
51. In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.
52. There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. They are all Jack Bauer.
53. If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
54. Jack Bauer doesn't play the game SORRY. Jack Bauer apologizes to no one.
55. If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
56. There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It's basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
57. People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
58. Jack Bauer once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
59. If Jack and MacGyver were locked in a room together, Jack would make a bomb out of MacGyver and get out.
60. If Jack Bauer saw a terrorist reaching for a bomb to blow himself up, Jack would shoot the bomb first. Nobody steals a kill from Jack Bauer.
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Creative Zen Vision. My g/f got it for me for Xmas
Its a bit bigger than the Ipod but the screen is enormous by comparison + I can hook it up to a TV, it has a Changable battery (no need to send it our when the battery goes... like an Ipod), it has a speaker on it if I dont want to use headphones, built in FM Radio, built in Compact flash memory slot (so if my digital camera is full I can empty the card to the player).
+ The housing is made of Magnesium. Not plastic like the front of an ipod.
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That car is so hot. I wanted it since I saw the first commercial a few weeks ago.
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Ra - The only one
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Theres nothing new there... The IE Development team is simply playing Catchup to Fireforx and Opera.
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It'll grow back. My cat did that once fortunately it was just a tiny spot.
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Traditionally hosting companies garuntee only 99.9% uptime. So the same thing cooooooould potentially happen with any hosting company. Plus im sure CP uses a hell of alot of bandwidth which isnt cheap either.
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You cringe at hearing people pronounce Houston St. like the city in Texas
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Thats sums it up almost perfectly.
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First time I heard them was in 96' I think... In Romania, they sounded good then, but a lot has changed since then.
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This movie was great, I loved it.
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Yea, same here. Good movie, but VERY unrealistic. The stunts in the 1st movie where better cause they where actual stunts, not CGI.
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4cyl 2.0 sorry.
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My check engine light is on and has been on since I bought the car from a family member. I had the codes cleared and fixed them as the came back on..
Misfires - Changed the plugs and properly gapped them (the last ones where not properly gapped).
etc etc
Now the last code is "low secondary airflow" I have a '97 VW Jetta GT, and Im not sure wtf that code even means.
Any thoughts? Help would be greatly appreciated.
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Thanks for the comments and suggestions all.
I'm thinking I'm just going to buy the books and study on my own, but the tests and things for the certs on MS' website aren't very self explanatory.
Is there a site that plainly lays out what tests you need for a specific certification?
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I've been working in the computer field for about 8 or 9 years and Ive been doing so without any official certifications and im not making anywhere near enough money to live a comfortable life (in NYC anyway) considering monthly rent and insurance costs, and moving is NOT an option... So I need more money.
I called a training center called "New Horizons" from what I understand they are one of the best in the area, but for the following classes including books and test fees the price is $15,100
A+
A+ 2
Netowrk +
Security +
Then after those 4 classes (16 weeks) they have a job fair kinda deal and the say the average salary offered at that point is in the 40k range. Then we have 1 year to complete the rest of the training package which includes:
mcsa, msce, ccna, and ccne.
So my questions are...
1. Is that way over priced considering it includes training an books, etc ? (I can get a student loan since its a state accredited school).
2. Should I drop the whole school thing, and just buy books and thake the tests ? (if I so Im going to need help finding more details on the process involved since I tried looking into it and got majorly confused)
3. Do you thing I will be able to easily obtain a job with those cets WITHOUT the schools Job placement/job fair thing ?
4. Anyone have any comments or helpful suggestions? Anyone willing to talk with me on TS about this in further detail ?
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I wasnt depressed... I was to busy breaking New Years Resolutions, looking at credit card bills, and worrying about the electric bill due to the lack of sun light.
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doesn't make sense.
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I have Sirius and my brother has XM and he likes the Rock stations on Sirius better.
So far I have 0 complaints with my Sirius.
Sirius has commercials also, but only on the talk stationsSo does XM on some talk stations.
Should I get him?
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Cats are awesome!
It may take them a few days to get aclamated toeach other, but it shouldnt be to bad.
When you first introduce them, keep the smaller one either in a carrier or in your arms so the larger cant take a swing at it. After that slowly let them sniff each other, etc.