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  1. sure, I have a thought.... why don't they take merridth and throw her off a cliff? I mean, this show and it's counterpart, the bachlor, have got to be the worst goddamn thing since S.I.D.S.:tongue:

  2. Let's admit it... the nightlife in NYC for the past 2 years or so has been garbage. With the revamp of limelight into Avalon, it seems things may be picking back up again... SF has some sick DJ's comming to town... and Avalon... for the past month or so has had some of the worlds best DJ's grace the turntables and shows no sign of slowing down... PVD @ Roxy is going to be off the hook...

    I want to send out a huge thank you to all of the promoters and owners of these infamous nightclubs for making a solid attempt to breathe some fucking life into the clubs of NYC.

    For all of the people who thought NYC nightlife was dead (myself included), it's time to dust off your gear, get the fuck out of your apartment and get to Avalon, Roxy, SF... let's make NYC a wanted place to come and dance your ass off till the fuckin' sun comes up!

    PLUR :cool:

  3. Originally posted by sugarnspice69

    i was at exit, and felt nothing

    Awwww... so sorry to hear that. Wasn't the case with me... at all... took a 1/2 of one of the "moons" or brooklyn bombs as they were called back in the day... was at LL... what a night...:spin:

  4. Originally posted by LikmyLipz

    so i have a really sexy phone sex voice....

    would it be bad to use this to make extra money???

    opinions anyone????

    I say go for it... just don't ever buy a camera phone...ever

  5. dude... enough already. you are hella annoying. your posts have zip to do with the sex board and they are just senseless ramblings.

    have you noticed that about 3 people.... i mean 2 on a good day.... oops.... I mean no one even opens your posts?

    :2guns::blown:

  6. Originally posted by jimk29

    and hang out with 15 year olds on E?? No thanks.

    Well that's shame. You will def be missing out. Only about 70 DJ's lined up to spin. Boo has been going on for about 10 years now... been to almost all of them... most def one of the best partys around....

    btw, with your attitude toward it, it's better off you stay home:rolleyes:

  7. Originally posted by i3itch

    I had mine done for the first time a few weeks ago

    Good shit ;)

    Did anyone else find that reply amusing? Good "shit"... huh?? get it?!?

    "shit" cause she was getting her ass eaten??

    anyone?

    beuler?

  8. Originally posted by hotbarbiedoll

    What a pathetic way to get my attention..Trust me, your attempts to insult me making fun of my "kissing photos"are useless and would never offend me ..Nice try though..

    I would never try to get your attention. You are scary. If I saw you in a bar, I would call animal control.

  9. Originally posted by hotbarbiedoll

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    fucking douche :blown:

    ahhhh the infamous "just laugh it off" reply. It stings to hear me say what I did. You know it. Your horrid facial expressions show me that you think you are "the shit". You're not hot. Not even pretty. Just another drunk fool trying to play Ms. playboy bunny. Christ.

    So what's the look for? Have you practiced the "jerk" look often in the mirror?

    Put those lips away. It's sickening.:aaah:

  10. how could this not have been posted yet...

    "The first rule of fight club is that you do not talk about fight club."

    "The second rule of fight club is that you DO NOT talk about fight club."

    "I look around and see a lot of new faces (as laughter rises from the croud). Not funny! That means a lot of you have been breaking the first rule of fight club..."

    "Get the fuck off my porch before I call the cops asshole!"

    "I felt like destroying something beautiful...."

  11. Originally posted by podes881

    the only people who need to worry are those lame enough to make posts asking where to get stuff...sad

    I read the post "Molly". That's what made me post this. I mean, come on.

    And Sweetie029, no you can't arrested for posting recent experiences. So your right there. But you can get arrested if you post where you were over the weekend, who you with and what you did enough times. If you think that sites like this aren't monitored, you're wrong. If you post that you do drugs a lot and that you buy them often, even if you don't name the street and dealer, that to me is a huge red flag.

    Just be careful as to what you say on here.

    My $.02

  12. That all of the posting that goes on here about drugs and who does what and where to get it.... do any of you worry that maybe your being to open on the internet about your "hobbies"?

    Take a lesson from Michael Alig... What he did was on a different level of course, but he opened his mouth about it after, which ultimatly destroyed LL, Tunnel, Twilo, himself... basically club land.

    Being descrete about your "fun" is always the better way 2 go.

    And don't misunderstand the comparison please. What he did was a terrible thing. He should have never done that to begin with.

    But in today's age, tracking someone down through their IP address is as easy as going shopping for food.

    Do you care? I do....:confused:

  13. Originally posted by clubkat

    I’m being undressed…..with his stare.

    And as he slides up behind me, he grazes one hand around my waist and the other up my shirt. Its funny how nipples have a mind of their own and rise up to any occasion….especially one where touch, sucks, and nibbles will follow….

    I also feel something else rising up to the occasion by my ass….and my pussy is eager to swallow today….

    He proceeds to push me back into him even closer….placing his lips on the side of my neck as his breath raises the hairs on every square inch of my body…..I slightly move my thigh to the side…ok I lie…I place it up over a stool …spreading open my already moist pussy ever so slightly… as my skirt slides downside….

    He kisses and sucks on the lobe of my ear…while the other hand moves further down my stomach…and stops right before my clitoris…..tease…..I decided to play his little game and turn my face quickly towards his….raising one hand placing it on the back of his head, forcing my tongue to swim with his, while the other pushes his “pussyteasing†hand a little further…ok, a lot further…motioning her in circles and directions making her throb…he spins me around and sits me on the stool….kneeling before me and finishing this tongue twist I had started….hands are grazing everywhere….and in one heated moment he raises my wrinkled shirt exposing my bra…..he doesn’t even bother to take it off….he only lowers it….my tittys bounce out and I smile….and he begins to suck on my left breast…placing one free hand on the available breast, and the other to keep the stool steady with my squirming movements……

    I cant take it….it hurts just to have them sucked….I need more…so I get what I want by doing it myself…pushing him off, knocking him on his ass….startled he looks up at me as if he did something wrong…but it was all right…..

    I move in on my knees and unbuckled his belt…boxers….pants….lower them to his ankles….and gaze at his manhood…..I leak at the sight of it…my mouth waters and my pussy quivers just imagining what it would feel like once more…..I cant take it and dive right it….swallowing him whole….bittersweet….

    And it likes me too…I can feel him slightly dripping in my mouth….

    With a fat tongue I clean him dry and swallow him again….every now and then I lose control…and become his bitch…smacking his cock against my lips…speaking to it…..lapping his balls and sucking them whole every now and then while jerking slowly….

    His hands are on his head….almost as if he were in pain…but whenever I throat him like this I look down towards his legs…pants still wrapped around his ankles and shoes…and when his knees/toes buckle….it reminds me that all he’s taking in is pleasure….

    I let some of my watery mouth leave behind its moisture…for the Cause…and I crawl up towards him….on all 4’s…kicking the stool further back with one foot…the other supporting me as I do so…one hand by his side, the other raising his shirt…..head moving in for some repayment….I suck slightly on his nipples…multitalented movements…

    I proceed to kneel just below his waist…letting his cock rest on my “surroundingsâ€â€¦.and I slap my pussy too…because after all….my mouth cant have all the fun…

    Rubbing the head around my clitoris and opening (which by now was soaked for attention) he takes control with a hand and slides his hard head inside for a moment…pulling out - sliding up slowly towards my clitoris….

    Driving me insane…..

    He did it enough times for me to lose it….I needed it….I had to have it fully inside me….and so I did…he tried it once more but my thighs were to strong for his one supporting hand…and I quickly held down the other and kept steady his waist…..you could tell he wanted to continue teasing….but she was greedy with hunger…

    And the teasing was over…

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    Wow. Did this happen to you or is this your imagination running wild? Either way girl, I'm awake now. Thanks. :)

  14. ktu is by far the WORST of the worst. I mean, are they serious playing freestyle and disco? Give me a break! They came out all hard, and have become just a terrible station. They need a serious revamp to the whole thing.

    NEED MORE: Hard House, Trance, Club

    NEED LESS: Cynthia/Johnny O, Gloria Gainer

    I don't understand the station at all. It's a horrible polution to the air waves.

    Goomba Johhny should be pulled into the street and shot. OOOOOO!!!:laugh:

  15. Originally posted by rfkfreak

    Where's my bitch phunkingroovin?

    How could call me a bitch? Look at what I have done here... I asked a simple question, a all of a sudden, there is nekkidness all over the fuckin' place!!

    I love it!!

  16. Originally posted by notallthere666

    I never cared. I mean .. why should I ? I cant stand faggot guys that are all about fucking and fucking and fucking a girl trying to make her cum. Be a fucken man when your done stop. Fuck her.

    be a man? so busting without pleaseing your woman is being a man? wow. I never knew. and all this time, i would fuck and fuck and fuck until my lady would cum. i've been wasting all this time. I could have been in a dark park somewhere praising the devil or sacrificing farm animals.

    who knew?

    btw dude, your an idiot.... i mean "fag".... yeah your a "fag". I know you just love that word... you "fag"

    what a jackass

  17. Originally posted by glowball

    Ummmmmmm actually I got them to do the naughty stuff by show a pic of my manly butt to start off the session ..:laugh: thanks..

    who the hell was asking you? was my reply to notallthere directed to glowstick? ummmmmmmm actually it wasn't.

    so thanks for the feedback and all, but as I said before, who the hell was asking you? Jesus Christ dude.... leave the steriods alone....

    :confused:

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