well, i dunno if this is considered the weirdest, but it was def. funny as hell.... I was in a lounge wit some girl that I had met the night before, and the lounge was dead, nobody in the back.... So, she says to me, pull it out, I wanna suck you off right here, so I did....The next thing I know, the waiter comes by, and sees us and says, i'll give you guys a few more minutes....