phonekitten

I do believe I'm just gonna lurk from now on. :-)

Also, you have to be connected to a girl to be charged... and there's no double charging.. It's $2/min with a 1.00 connection fee if you call the 800 number... if you order online it's strictly $2/min

You're totally full of shit, you bastard. The company is out of Seattle.. if you go to http://www.everythingphonesex.com you'll see that the billing isn't done or customer service isn't done in Houston.. ALLLLLLSO.. You never called me sugar, ever... if you did you'd know that I have a young chipmunk voice, that's why I do the schoool girl young girl calls most..

Oh yes baby.. but the atlantic... not the pacific... gotta get it right.

Bill don't come in the mail you fucking retard.... There's no overcharging... and the company billing has nothing to do with Houston... Dunno why I get picked on so fucking much, it's not like I spam or anything, I like porn.. I like the stories posted here....

I never comment on these things, cause I usually like the blonde chicks with curves.... not into dark hair or anything like that when it comes to women... But DAAYUM... this chick is hot.. I'd so do her.

BTW.. the holes in the wall thing is call a Glory Hole.... fun stuff...

and notice how what I said was ignored... damn.. truth hurts like a motherfucker.

And.. Me thinks he's just making this post to fit in with the rest of the fat bashers on the board...Poor little thing is new and wants to be accepted..

New pics? So as soon as your head deflates and can fit into a camera lense? Dude, she may have been ugly, but the way you described it... saying she should've looked at how attractive you were and saw she had no chance... uhm.. well... Anybody who comes on a message board and talks about their gym time and name brand clothes obviously isn't all that hot of shit...

ROFLMAO Actually.. I'm a little more dominant... You'll be the one getting on your fucking knees... got that? You'll service ME.. and maybe, just maybe if you're a good boy that dick will get some attention.

The good stuff doesn't come for free...

I'm 600 lbs, sugar... I buy my bras at Nissan, but damn that black leather is hot!!!

Damn poster... sorry for multi post...

NoMember, I'm naked... your Dad hasn't gave me my panties back yet.

NoMember, I'm naked... your Dad hasn't gave me my panties back yet.

NoMember, I'm naked... your Dad hasn't gave me my panties back yet.

Oh I am sooo a screamer, LOL.. My neighbors think I'm the hugest whore ever because there's moaning coming from my apt even when the boyfriends car isnt out front..

Contracts can't let me get tooooooo detailed... But let's just say my theory is that 80 percent of men enjoy wearing panties..... I get that SOOO much... and it's soo much fun to do... You name the fetish... I've probably talked about it and "got off" (whether it's real or not) to it.... The job is fun. I get to hear about all the sick twisted things in this world from the comfort of my leather couch and lap top... and nomember, I'm not gonna be logged in today... today is yoga and cardio day.. :-) ... I'll be on after 3pm CST. ___ But I mean before people go, "Shit, only pathetic losers would call you for over 30 minutes" No. Men who have girlfriends who don't understand their fetishes call me. Men who are embarassed about their fetishes call me. Men who want to spice up their real sex life call me. Lonely men. Men with cash to burn and who want to help contribute to my college being paid for.. :-) ___ It's fun. It's quirky. ___

50 dollars? your ass didn't even call me.... $50 dollar would be a 25 minute call.... all my calls yesterday were 30+... and I don't sound like a guy.... I'm about as young sounding as you can get, sugar.. Here's my voice sample: http://www.amazingphonesex.com/sounds/annabelle.wav

OOps. I've been out the whole damn day.... I went to AstroWorld then went downtown to some of the all-star game festivities... You're not charged until you actually pay for the call and they route it to me..... so no worries! I'm on all night tonight though...

Dude, anal sex is fun if you take your time.... methinks you probably said, "Oh I'm gonna push it in your ass.." Uhm no. You need to use fingers... You need to use a toy... and lotslotslots of pussy juice/lube/spit... and let HER guide it.. Let her push it in... also.. get her turned on.. not faking turned on like she probably already does, no.. but make sure her nipples are hard and clit is swollen... then let HER guide it in slooooooowly.... and this is all after fingering her.. (with fingernails clipped.. or the lube will burn when it goes in)

Well I don't suggest vibrators.. Vibrators are for women who can't get off with a man or don't have a man...They will desensitize her... She will get off with a vibe before you have sex.. then while you're fucking she will be as numb as can be.... I suggest getting a rippled dildo... for anal play for her.... A Slender dildo for when you want to do double penetration... Some hand cuffs.. If she's under 180lbs... a love swing.. My personal fave is a ball gag... great for rape fantasies.. Riding crop.. Cat O Nine Tails.. Anal beads are great, but buy them in person... sometimes when you order online or through the catalogue, they're UBER small.... and don't really do anything.... for anal beads I suggest the medium sized metal ones.... Scarves are also fun to tie each other up with... Candle wax (non scented) Ice cubes.. Edible lube. Also, doing some roleplaying and buying costumes can help out too.. my suggestion for toys? http://www.adamandeve.com my suggestion for lingerie? http://www.trashy.com if you can afford the good shit.. and http://www.victoriasecret.com if not.. and if you're really broke, buy them from WalMart and cut the tags off, LOL Ooh and I can't forget.. http://www.blowfish.com has some awesome toys!! Anyways... there ya go. Annabelle http://www.phonekitten.com

See.... I don't think it feels good... fiance loves licking it, but I'd just rather have my cunt done... or hell just get on top and fuck.. cut all the foreplay bullshit.

That's where my niceness is.