pour coca-cola on it it helps the sting go away (i know it's a little too late, but now you know)..... if you really dont give a f*ck, piss works even better.
all i gotta say is that i would hope that the women on this board would be smart enough not to fall for some bullshit spread by some internet wanna-be mackdaddy who can't get laid unless he feeds some girl 5 pounds of bullshit