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crazyinsomniac

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  1. I decided to go with Torrentspy...Thanks everyone for replying
  2. Can someone tell me some FREE music programs where I can just DL & NOT have to pay a montly fee..thanks..& happy ST pats day to my fellow Irish drunks:beer:
  3. In my opinoin,I think Pam never even needed surgery,she was hot before.
  4. Ive always been a huge fan of hers.She's naturally beautiful.Seen countless shows about her & they showed really old pics of her before she became famous & she was even beautiful back then.But of course some plastic surgery just enhanced her beauty lol
  5. Which guys would still bang her knowing that there would be a less than 2% chance of contracting Hepatitis C through sexual activity? Would some take that chance or blow her off?
  6. Ya,it looks hot..It hurt alot more than my tattoo though & it also takes a while to heal.But def' worth it!
  7. Used to have my eyebrow,my naval pierced twice & have an industrial(long bar pierced through two holes on top of ear) One tattoo=A shamrock right above my left boob.
  8. Drew Barrymore Colin Farrell Jude Law Dave Navarro Johnny Depp
  9. What is the similarity between a woman and laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. How is a pussy like a grapefruit? The best ones squirt when you eat them. What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump kin! Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other, "Hey, whaddya say we go in there & get shit-faced?" Why was Snow White arrested at DisneyLand? Because she was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying, 'Lie Bastard....Lie!' True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family. "The moral of this story is:" "Always keep your condoms in your car."
  10. There was a man who really took care of his body. One day he took a look in the mirror and noticed that he was tan all over except for his penis. So he decided to do something about it. He went to the beach and got completely undressed and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. Two old ladies were strolling along the beach, one using a cane. Upon seeing the thing sticking up out of the sand, she began to move it around with her cane, remarking to the other lady, ''There is no justice in this world.'' The other lady asked what she meant. "Well, when I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot all about it. Now I'm 80 and the damn things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat!"
  11. I guess I would consider myself as "kinky"..However I am a little fussy when it comes to Anal...
  12. Yah,I do the drizzle thing also..I figured Id try spitting to see if he was into it and he was,so I have kept it up
  13. As crazy as it sounds,I rather live in N.Dakota LOL..Anywhere is better than here,everyones walking robots here..Too small of an Island & too many scumbags =/
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