[Fart Football]

FART FOOTBALL

An old married couple had no sooner hit the

pillows when the old man passes gas and

says, "Seven points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the

world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and

says, "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets

another one go and says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another

one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little

squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.

Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he

strains real hard. Since defeat is totally

unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and

accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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