enigma0210

That was awsome.

when your using it to talk about clubbers there is

Packman: A little man runnning around in the dark, listening to repetitive music, munching a bunch of pills. Clubbing: A bunch of people running around in the dark, listening to repetitive music, (usually munching a bunch of pills).

One day the queen of England was visiting New York and taking a tour of one NY's finest hospitals. While on the second floor the queen walked by a room where the door was open and saw a man sittting there rapidly masterbating. Astonished, shocked, and almost out-raged the queen turned to the doctor giving the tour and asked him how they could permit that in the hospital. The doctor calmly explained that the man had a condition where his testicles rapidly filled with sperm and that if he did not masterbate 6 times a day that his testicles would explode. The queen was a little disgusted but understood and went on with the tour. When they reached the third floor, the tour happen to walk by another room with the door open and the queen looked in and saw a young attractive nurse on her knees giving one of the male patients a blow job. The queen let out a gasp and demanded to know why that was going on in the hospital. The doctor calmly explained agian that the man in this room had the same condition as the man on the previous floor........but had a better health plan.

its safe

Well said

A man walked into a bar, sat down, drank a whole glass of water. The bar tender got up and pointed a shot gun at the man. The man got up, said "Thank You", and left. Let's hear the guess.........what just happened?

If you want a fucking awsome CD to listen too definatly send Jon a PM. Listened to the whole thing.............Very very nice.

PM me with your e-mail, i'll send you a track or two and if it's the right CD i'll send the rest. but i think its the one you lookin for.

wish i could help ya....i want it too. PM me if ya get it...or i'll do the same

Do you know any of the tracks??? I have one of them but I didn't lable the year.

I'm right there with you.....the onboard effects on pioneer mixers suck. Thats why I bought the MP44......19" Rack Mout with the Flex Effects (connected to my EFX) with Rane sound quality. I was actually looking @ the one your selling for a different system I have it's the only one i found thats small and has the features i want.

Nice mixer..........is the FLex Effects the same as on the MP44?

I got there @ 3.......at like 4:30 he started to rip it. Fuckin loved it....one of the better nights out in a while. YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

who cares. anybody that is gonna bitch about someone bitin there mix has got it ass backwards cuz all it means is they are trying to be like you. I've caught people playing entire cd's that i've made and fuckin laughed right in there face when i asked them where they got it and said that they did it live right there. If your gonna fake it then quit djing, if your gonna play someone elses mix have the fucking balls to say its not yours.

And the djs that count DO give props - it's the jealous amateurs who use a message board to whine and cry about this crap -

One day a guy walks into a car with an allegator on a leash next to him. Now the bar has a decent amount of people in it who are now nervous seeing the allegator next to the man. After having a drink the man gets up on the bar and addresses the people iin front of him saying "I can see that you all are very nervous about this allegator. So I will make you all a bet. Right now I will drop my pants, place my genitals in the allegators mouth, he will close his mouth, and after one minute I will break this bottle over his head, he will open his mouth and my genitals will be completely ok. And for doing this everyone here will buy me a drink" Now this seems like an impossible bet for the man to win so everyone accepts. The man drops his pants, genitals, in the mouth, one minute later broke the bottle, mouth opens, and everything is still in the same condition it was when he put them in there. Now after having a few of the drinks the man get back on bar and announces that he will pay anyone in the bar $100 to do the same thing. The bar is quite for a minute and then a blonde in the back raises her hand and says "I'll do it, but you can't break the bottle over my head."

yo that's a low blow......................literally Funny as hell though

18 or 21?????

Seen "A Bronx Tale" lately????

One day while checking her e-mail a wife see's a message from her husband. It says: My Darling Wife, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but I'm leaving you. I'm 54 years old, we've been married for 30 years and I need to get out. I do care about you as a person, but I cannot stay with you any longer. I am leaving you for my 18 year old tennis instructor. Once again I am sorry. Please forgive me. After reading this the wife quickly replies to the message in saying this: My Dearest Husband, It has come to no surprise to me that after the past 30 years you have become bored and want to leave. But it's ok, because I too am 54 and have become bored myself. That is why I wanted to tell you I am leaving you for my 18 year old personal trainer. And sweetheart remember.....18 goes into 54 a lot more time than 54 goes into 18.

For me it depends on the DJ......I'll work off him. Even more so if you know how he mixes, when he's gonna do a bass drop, then when he's gonna bring it back, how long he's gonna ride the Echo on the EFX. But besides that it doesn't matter as long as the beats are constant and there's other people having a good time...Like @ Roxy this past Thanksgiving, from Lawler to DT the only time I left the floor was for a bottle of water. But no practice....no planning, if I see something I like I try and do it until I either get it or think I'm making an ass out of myself. But it doesn't matter everyone is there for the same reason..... The BeAtz

thank you for saying it.....they need to get knocked off their high horse and quit being SELL-OUTS

really weak