http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=257&SectionID=1 here's a snippet: Sam Cassell Position: Guard College: Florida State '93 NBA: 1993 - Present Teams: Houston, Pheonix, Dallas, New Jersey, Milwaukee, Minnesota Ugliness Rating: 10 Sam Cassell is the ugliest guard in the history of professional basketball, by a long margin- the 1996 Bulls of perimeter hideousness. Everything that can go wrong with a human face, side from gigantic warts, goes wrong with Cassell's. But we'll give Cassell his due. He has boldly stepped up time and again and said, "Never mind how ugly I am! Just get me the damn rock!", and has made shots.