An elephant is walking through the jungle, and he steps on a thorn. The thorn hurts really bad, and he doesn't know how he's going to get it out. He comes across an ant, and asks the ant to take the thorn out. The ant says "ok, but you have to let me do whatever I want to you, and I want to f*ck you in the ass." The elephant is in a lot of pain from the thorn, and figures, what the hell can an ant do? So the elephant agrees. The ant removes the thorn, and then proceeds to the rear of the elephant to reap his rewards. Meanwhile, in a tree above the coupling couple, a monkey witnesses this anomoly of nature. The monkey is quite confused, and begins throwing coconuts at the duo. One of the coconuts strikes the elephant square between the eyes, and the elephant yells out "OUCH!" And the ant says, "take it all, bitch!" btw, great idea for a thread! ;D