dianak33

http://www.clubplanet.com/Articles/2049/Guidos-Guide-to-WMC

Are you a fan of fist pumping? Do you enjoy running in place and calling it dancing? Do people refer to you as das uber douche? If so, please read more. Here are some samples: Go shopping and buy all the t-shirts with skull designs and bleachings on them. Make sure you buy the one you think that every single person in Miami will have. Some of my recommendations are Ed Hardy and Christian Audigier. If you can’t afford those brands, just go to Macy's (or a store of that nature) and get ones that look the same there but for half the price. Practice your dance moves in the mirror with your shirt off so you can achieve peak performance on fist pumps and running/hopping/skipping in place to the beat of the music. Try to move your hips as least as possible. Just the extremities like arms and head because those are the best maneuvers in getting attention and possibly knocking an innocent bystander out and/or cause a fight. Do NOT buy dress shirts or dress shoes. You don't wanna go to those type of places where you have to dress nice....you can’t take your shirt off so why bother? Read more here http://www.clubplanet.com/Articles/2049/Guidos-Guide-to-WMC"

Because Facebook is so easily accessible from the CP message boards.

First of all, it's "you're" but I gather I'm too stupid so maybe thats wrong. And if you recall, I had no problem with Misk insulting me or anyone else for that matter when it came to my posts but sorry, its annoying when I start a thread and people just insult me for the hell of it. But whatever. I stopped posting. So why are people STILL writing about this? Dave said nothing will be deleted anymore. Get over it. Seriously.

Wow. You guys are a bunch of losers. I haven't posted and/or deleted anything in two days. Why are you searching me on Facebook? Why are you going to my profile? Next thing I know you'll be showing up at my apartment. I won't lie - all of this attention is fucking awesome but also a bit too creepy for my taste.

NP. And I can assure everyone here that if you are derogatory to other memebers, whether because of their sexuality or race, you will be deleted. Not only because its rude, but because you should be able to come up with more clever insults.

You've been reported and your post has been deleted.

be careful. al sharpton might sue you for saying that.

and jhumpa lahiri?

I would imagine the only time your girlfriend enjoys being with you is when you are having virtual discussions or virtual sex, or whatever it is you do with her, the very lovely girl you met online. And seriously, it is so disturbing that you resort to playground taunts when you have nothing of substance to say. You are a grown man. Both in age and girth...well, the girth part I'm just assuming...you know, the whole "i met everyone i know online" thing just made me think that.

same difference to me. and you're really devoting a lot of time to me being an admin and not being as "educated" about the boards as you are. dont worry, man. im sure ill figure it out by the time im 30. that is the avg age here, isnt it?

There's nothing I love more than a crotch shot thats missing the crotch.

given that you guys have an entire board devoted to the weather, i thought this would fit right in.

Thanks. My purpose in life is to post something just so that you can say it sucks. I absolutely love the attention you give me, which is why I continue to do it.

Is that supposed to be NYU? No, I went to Pace. Sigh.

LOL. Somewhere in the city. The point was to post other fun facts. Gosh, I fucked that one up.

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex. Jazz fans and gun owners are among the most sexually active Americans.

Gotta love the hail storm in New York. I hope nobody was flying out on Jet Blue today.

Well...first I emailed GLAAD. Then I filed a police report. When I realized that this was not enough punishment, I called Homeland Security...just in case, you know? Why? What do you usually do when a post is reported?

The difference is that you were reported and so I had to do something. You say a lot of disturbing and offensive things and I have never went out of my way to delete your posts or call you out. When Misk called me a skank and when you called me a bitch, did I report you? Did I delete your posts? No. But its out of my hands when you are reported.

im not going to debate this because i will obviously loose. but seriously, passing someone in the street who is smoking will not cause cancer. i used to work in grand central and when i would take my cigarette break, ppl would be so rude to me and cough in my face. mind you, they werent bothered by the massive construction going on or the seven "clean air" buses that were zooming by. new york is not a clean city and a whiff of my smoke for two seconds should be the least of peoples problems.

you kill me...got a blog or something?

dont worry. despite what you've heard on the streets, you cant get cancer by touching someone who has it. and obese people have a lot of health problems, too.

i actually am a smoker (could you tell by the cigarette im holding in the pic?) and it is a disgusting habit. i hate it and have tried to quit many times. whatever you say about smoking being bad is true...but i rather be a smoker than a fat ass any day.

fat people suck. especially those that take up two seats on the train. before you know it, new york is going to have to expand the turnstiles to accomodate this group of people. hopefully the trans-fat ban will do some good.