savor Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Catchy subject huh? Well it got you here. If you are still reading, check out my website. It's www.lifeobserved.comIt's humor columns and a lot of them are based in DC, our beautiful, crack ridden city.Let me know what you think. If not, expect me at your door to demand what you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jroo Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 just like a dc crack head, i suppose that you want to wash my windows too. look, i didnt ask you to, so dont expect me to roll down my window and pay you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by jroo just like a dc crack head, i suppose that you want to wash my windows too. look, i didnt ask you to, so dont expect me to roll down my window and pay you. Give me $5 and I'll watch your car for you while you're in the club. I'll be out here all night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
therunner Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by Kuro Give me $5 and I'll watch your car for you while you're in the club. I'll be out here all night. this crackhead told me that shit one night and said "sorry man I don't have any money on me I gotta go in the club and get to a money machine, but i'll get you on the way out" I came out at like 4:30 or some crazy hour, and that fucker was sitting right next to my car. I looked at him and said "sorry man I forgot all about you" He started to get all pissed so I handed him the change out of my ashtray and a left over cheeseburger from mickey D's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuro Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Originally posted by therunner this crackhead told me that shit one night and said "sorry man I don't have any money on me I gotta go in the club and get to a money machine, but i'll get you on the way out" I came out at like 4:30 or some crazy hour, and that fucker was sitting right next to my car. I looked at him and said "sorry man I forgot all about you" He started to get all pissed so I handed him the change out of my ashtray and a left over cheeseburger from mickey D's. I think the best thing is to start taking a gun with me, If those guys get $5 from a whole lot of people all night they can make some good money and then I can stick them up. Nothings more fun than robbing the homeless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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