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Another IRS Joke!!


naomi1

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> Internal Revenue Service Theme Song

>

> Tax his cow, Tax his goat;

> Tax his pants, Tax his coat;

> Tax his crop, Tax his work;

> Tax his ties, Tax his shirt;

> Tax his chew, Tax his smoke

> Teach him taxing is no joke.

> Tax his tractor, Tax his mule;

> Tell him, Taxing is the rule.

> Tax his oil, Tax his gas

> Tax his notes, Tax his cash

> Tax him good and let him know,

> That after taxes, he has no dough.

> If he hollers, Tax him more;

> Tax him till he's good and sore.

> Tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

> Tax his sod in which he's laid.

> Put these words upon his tomb,

> "Taxes drove him to his doom."

> After he's gone, we won't relax.

> We'll still collect inheritance tax.

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