Crackorn Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 Cracked corn is a fully palatable food source high in protein and fiber. This was a huge discovery for Dr. Wolfgang von Kraussensturm, a Greek fellow with a penchant for young, bespectacled Hungarian boys. He presents the idea that the term "cracked corn" may have come from the word corncracker, which describes someone who cracks corn for hugs. von Kraussensturm writes, "The song lyric 'Jimmy Crack Corn' is a reference to this." The good doctor's ex-lover and former poster boy Coxwingin Loe, from the Summer 1978 edition of Well Hung magazine reminisces " I still enjoy a nice dinner of cracked corn with a large side of beef." In conclusion, the USDA has recently added cracked corn as a major dietary staple for grackles, gray sparrows and Club Planet members. They recommend at least one serving a week plus regular colon cleansings for maximum output and proper peristalsis function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 well... If we need 1 serving per week... you betting continue to bring your retirement home ass out to vinyl every week and show us youngins how its done (Nice seeing you again, btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coxwingin Posted April 15 Report Share Posted April 15 WTF???????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crackorn Posted April 15 Author Report Share Posted April 15 Guys, thanks for coming out today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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