marcid21 Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror,complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.Instead of his standard response of reassuring her that wasn't the case, her husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts."How long will this take?" she asks."They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?""Worked for your butt, didn't it?"****************************************************All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying todecide who was the one in charge."I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run allthe body's systems, so without me nothing would happen"."I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away.""I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy.""I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.""I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes.""I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal."All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insultedhim, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.The Moral of the story?The a$$hole is usually in charge.*************************************************Last but not least.....6 pack ladies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mssabina Posted April 16 Report Share Posted April 16 lol thanks for the laughs marci :laugh: yummmy pic too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jy Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 lol 6 pack indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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