naomi1 Posted April 18 Report Share Posted April 18 Three old men are discussing their sex lives.The Italian man says, "Last week, my wife and I had greatsex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for 5 minutes at the end."The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I hadsex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then madepassionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."The old Jewish man says, "Well, last week my wife andI had sex too. I rubbed her body all over with chickenschmaltz (kosher chicken fat), we made love, and shescreamed for 6 hours."The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied,"What could you have possibly done to make your wifescream for 6 hours?""I wiped my hands on the drapes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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