joeg Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 How many of you know girl's that are in relationships with complete tools?Seems like a common occurence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 whats a tool? ::so afraid of asking that:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Can we help it if there's just sooooooooooo many of them out there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by clubkat whats a tool? ::so afraid of asking that:: why kat... i'm glad you asked:tool Noun. 1. A penis, implying its supposed usefulness.2. An idiot, a contemptible person. Kat... do you, perhaps know someone in a relationship with a TOOL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by marcid21 Can we help it if there's just sooooooooooo many of them out there? theres plenty of furry woodland creatures out there too, but we don't have relationships with them... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 actually no i dont. . .but i did. . . sigh i cant wait till we go to dinner, I bet your not a tool lolhaha marci, so true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by joeg theres plenty of furry woodland creatures out there too, but we don't have relationships with them... . . well . . I hunt them down and eat them . . . but I can guarantee that at NO TIME does my tool ever come into play . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 see now...joe, if you just admit that you're a tool, you'd have a lot more fun and a bunch more relationships... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phuturephunk Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by phatman see now...joe, if you just admit that you're a tool, you'd have a lot more fun and a bunch more relationships... . . well . . you don't actually have to BE one . . just fake it well . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quoth Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by phatman see now...joe, if you just admit that you're a tool, you'd have a lot more fun and a bunch more relationships... Agreed!!!!!!!!!!!Soooooo on fuckin point. Well said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by phatman see now...joe, if you just admit that you're a tool, you'd have a lot more fun and a bunch more relationships... haha joe doesnt know that it takes one to know one and he knows pleanty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by phuturephunk . . just fake it well . . OMG! STORY OF MY LIFE! CAN'T REMEMBER ONE TIME I WASN'T....OR DIDN'T..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 There must be some sort of cure or antidote for the tool virus that seems to be spreading across the female population like a plague... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phatman Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by joeg There must be some sort of cure or antidote for the tool virus that seems to be spreading across the female population like a plague... yeah...i think if you mix up some intelligence, maturity, the concept of knowing what you want, and a little essence of woodland creature you'd have it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marcid21 Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 ummm..yeah... :blown: :blown: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by joeg There must be some sort of cure or antidote for the tool virus that seems to be spreading across the female population like a plague... yep there is. . .its called celibacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prplhz Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 I know someone who is a relationship with a tool, and not only does she not know it, or maybe she does and doesn't care. But he is a tool with a capital TOOL!!! And he's not even good looking, or sexy or smart or have a good job, I really don't know what people see in those types of men.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by prplhz I know someone who is a relationship with a tool, and not only does she not know it, or maybe she does and doesn't care. But he is a tool with a capital TOOL!!! And he's not even good looking, or sexy or smart or have a good job, I really don't know what people see in those types of men.... u know what these morons see? the tool belt, and what skills the tool box has in store. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 i personally think that we might misjudge these tools due to our own prejudices. we see a hot girl with a guy and automatically to make ourselves feel better were like FUCKING TOOL. ill b the first to admit i do this all the time..but perhaps we jump to the conclusion to quickly..and after all..one womans tool might be anothers..ahm...umm..aaahh.....Power drill?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by ghhhhhost i personally think that we might misjudge these tools due to our own prejudices. we see a hot girl with a guy and automatically to make ourselves feel better were like FUCKING TOOL. ill b the first to admit i do this all the time..but perhaps we jump to the conclusion to quickly..and after all..one womans tool might be anothers..ahm...umm..aaahh.....Power drill?? SHUTUP YOU TOOL!!!!kat: :eek: you said the C-Word.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubkat Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by ghhhhhost i personally think that we might misjudge these tools due to our own prejudices. we see a hot girl with a guy and automatically to make ourselves feel better were like FUCKING TOOL. ill b the first to admit i do this all the time..but perhaps we jump to the conclusion to quickly..and after all..one womans tool might be anothers..ahm...umm..aaahh.....Power drill?? ahhhhh!!!!! u i must fucking meet!!!!! these are the smartest words ive ever ever ever heard come out of anyones mouth!!!! :eek: haha joe dont get mad by the words of wisdom. . .and yes the c word. . .what was i thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeg Posted April 23 Author Report Share Posted April 23 i've got another c word.... err.. n/m...ghost: thats it, i'm going to piss on YOUR car at the next massive... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghhhhhost Posted April 23 Report Share Posted April 23 Originally posted by clubkat ahhhhh!!!!! u i must fucking meet!!!!! these are the smartest words ive ever ever ever heard come out of anyones mouth!!!! :eek: haha joe dont get mad by the words of wisdom. . .and yes the c word. . .what was i thinking Kat....when and where?? name it u got it ..its always a pleasure to admit that Im a HATER joeg....i already told u man..piss dont rust..well mine doesnt..roha's liver might secrete some acidic shit and pass it off to his kidneys ...if thats the case..ur in a world of hurt eheh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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